Carl Hiaasen: Most pizza gives you heartburn. But these slices gave us a new president
by Carl Hiaasen, Miami Herald
Dec 21, 2020
3 minutes
The vast conspiracy to steal the election from Donald Trump, fully explained:
Where and when did it all start?
The plot was hatched in the spring of 2017 at a strip-mall pizza parlor in Nutley, N.J. Hillary Clinton was in charge of procuring the pomodoro recipe, but liberal billionaire George Soros made all the key decisions about the crust and toppings.
Originally, the place was a front for socialist pedophiles, but soon it became the underground command center
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