Reasons to be cheerful
Nov 12, 2020
3 minutes
RECENTLY, I received an invitation to the funeral for a turkey. Due to the coronavirus, the funeral is to have a limited attendance of 30 people and will be held on 25 December. While the family don’t want flowers, contributions of potatoes, carrots or alcohol will be accepted.
I still have no idea how I’ll be spending Christmas. I think I am still in the early enough stages of relationship status to spend it apart without any great swathes of guilt (right?) Mr D has a tendency to trawl a number of locations on Christmas
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