GADGET GURU
Q ADAM LAWLOR, TUNBRIDGE WELLS
How do you keep the sun off your house, Guru?
A The windows of Guru Towers are perpetually curtained, because GaGu must do anything possible to maintain his local reputation as a spooky technological vampire. He uses Ikea’s block-out range (the Majgull and Hilleborg lines) which will set you back between £25 and £35 for inconspicuous super-dark drapes. On those windows without curtains Guru didn’t need to stray far, with Ikea’s Fyrtur smart blinds doing a credible job of squashing the influence of that pesky glowing orb in the sky.
Conservatories are, as we all know, the absolute worst. They just are. GaGu, naturally, has two of them, being both a
