THE BINDING OF ISAAC: REBIRTH

is like reaching inside your food recycling bin on a warm dayis so vile that the story begins to lose all meaning. And more than this, the ‘try, die, try again’ loop is so perfectly numbing that all I can think about is the next room and the promise of a power up. Yes, I sold a child’s soul to Satan. But look at my powerful tears! Doot doot!