THE VIEW FROM THE STANDS
This was before I did any stand-up, so it wasn’t because he’d recognised me. But every time a new song started, he’d look around at me as if to say, ‘Well, are you going to f**king sing or not?’ It became very uncomfortable and I felt obliged to join in. I was singing like a hostage. You could see the quiet terror in my eyes as he growled, “Sing up you tart.”
Where’s the strangest place you’ve met a manager or player?
