SPLAB

eam Zag are first up for the Splab Shit-Out-of-Luck Award. After new editor, , snapped his Fred Rubble clean in half on his first wave at New Pier, on his first surf back in KZN (talk about good omens), then Online Ed, was all primed for a bit of jetsetting to Portugal to cover the Vans Duct Tape Invitational. But the ol’ Green Mamba zukked him one time and his visa never came through in time. So he went for a few dops, as you do, lost his keys, jumped his fence, landed badly, fractured his heel and slept in the garden, whimpering with the mozzies. just had his new Ford Ranger double cab stolen from right in front of the Zag HQ, on the day they were coming to fit the Tracker. If the bad luck persists, we might have to consult a sangoma to clear the energies. So please be careful with your cabbie when you come visit the Zag crew. Or better yet, catch an Uber.