YOU MUST TRY MY LASAGNE!
SHE sashays into the kitchen holding a Chihuahua dressed as a French maid before announcing that she – yes, Paris Hilton – is an amazing cook and she’s going to make her famous lasagne.
“People say it’s hard, but lasagne is very fun and easy,” she drawls. “But I guess it is hard compared to, like, making toast or something.”
She puts her pooch down and struts around her huge, gleaming kitchen in skin-tight jeans and heels, blonde hair swishing loose – because, really, why should she tie it up just because she’s, like, cooking?
On her hands are fingerless black leather gloves or
