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    A STAY-AT-HOME DAD DOCUMENTS HIS SEX LIFE ON A FITBIT

    Feb 02, 2019 4 minutes
    Short story by Ryan Shoemaker
    Illustration by Partners in Crime

    For dinner, make Lisa’s favourites: the Southwestern kale and black bean salad and organic chicken soup recipe I found on Pinterest. Thoughtfully leave out the black beans since Lisa complained they made her gassy during her early-morning hot yoga class.

    Heart rate: 81 bpm

    Set the table with the wine glasses we use only for Thanksgiving and the silver candelabra with hanging crystal hearts I bought on sale last week at Bed Bath & Beyond.

    Heart rate: 86 bpm

    All through dinner, give Lisa smouldering, seductive looks from across the table, even when Piper smears

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