SEVER ISSUES
Jul 25, 2019
2 minutes
by Matthew Elliott
It’s Wednesday, it’s raining, and you’ve just begun your guided tour of the Cumberland Pencil Museum. There are still 405 pencils left to view and you don’t even like stationery. Then a cyborg ninja cartwheels through the gift shop, slices up all the pencils in a swirl of katana strikes, and you escape
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