YOOKA-LAYLEE AND THE IMPOSSIBLE LAIR

Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair is a Donkey Kong Country game. It’s inarguable. The lizard is wearing the great ape’s skin. It’s a side-scroller, you roll across the ground to defeat enemies and pick up momentum, collectibles are squirrelled away in every level, and there are far too many bees.

But I’m not mad, because Donkey Kong Country is