MEET MINCE
PETER BEARDSLEY
he former Newcastle forward (above) is re-imagined as a morose, downtrodden, egg-obsessed loser, taking solace in the beauty of a solitary buttercup, possibly while his
All Hail The Invincibles
Water bottles were shaken up and sprayed in the obvious absence of anything alcoholic, as players danced in the north London sunshine. Some strode across the pitch with flags tied around their necks as capes; others basked on the hallowed turf. Highb
