Muse Mail
May 01, 2019
3 minutes
HPB PSA
I am a representative from the Intergalactic Organization of Hot Pink Bunny Hunters (IOHPBH for short). It has recently come to our attention that HPB infestations are at a record high. The information contained in this letter will help you safely and efficiently get rid of these fluffy pink nuisances, rendering them helpless and no longer pink without harming them.
How to De-HPB Your Home, Planet, Solar System, or Galaxy:
1. Make sure all residents are informed of the fact that HPB removal will begin (insert date), as they may have to leave if the HPBs
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