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    How do you know President Trump isn't lying? His mouth is closed

    by Carl Hiaasen, Tribune Content Agency Nov 25, 2019 3 minutes

    Donald Trump said he'd love to testify under oath during the impeachment inquiry and is "strongly" considering it. Here a few other things he'd love to do almost as much:

    1. Jog for an hour with ankle weights on a treadmill.

    2. Drink a gallon of lime vinegar.

    3. Roll around naked in an ant pile.

    Seriously -- Trump will never give about squeezing Ukraine officials for dirt on Joe Biden, or anything else he's done.

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