I’ve Never Watched <em>Game of Thrones</em>. But Here’s What I Know

Hello. I’m a person who has never watched Game of Thrones. You’re a person who has watched every episode. Here is what I have learned about you through the cultural osmosis of seeing random tweets and eavesdropping on writers at The Atlantic.

You are but in the Middle Ages. You have strong opinions about a person named John Snow, who is played by Peter Dinklage. You have equally strong views about a woman who is BFFs with a bunch of dragons and . One of them is named (Love triangle with Snow, probably.) Wait—is one of these women an elf?