'Just pig out at the Mar-a-Lago buffet table. They'll never know you're a spy'
Urgent update to Foreign Spy Manual, post-Obama Edition: "Revised List of Tips for Infiltrating Presidential Vacation Retreats." Please read, memorize and burn:
Remember, there are two levels of security at Mar-a-Lago, the presidential vacation resort in Palm Beach, Fla. The first screening is done by the club's staff, which -- believe it or not -- controls access to the property even when the president is there.
Secondary security is provided by U.S.
