Common Ailments of the Common Skier
Sep 22, 2017
2 minutes
By Matt Hansen
AILMENT: ALOPECIA CAPITIS TOTALIS
CAUSED BY: Genetics, wearing a hat every day since you were 10 years old.
SYMPTOMS: Thin to no undercover; sudden urge to do a comb-over; forgot your hat one time and got severely sunburned.
AILMENT: SEPARATED CORNEA
CAUSED BY: The Jerry Sword, a.k.a sudden backward thrust of a ski pole tip,
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