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    Mary Schmich: The Parable of the (Expletive Deleted) Comfort Dog

    by Mary Schmich, Chicago Tribune Apr 02, 2018 3 minutes

    My Dear Fellow Passenger,

    May I say something honest to you, traveler to traveler, friend to friend?

    Your (expletive deleted) emotional support animal is driving me (expletive deleted) nuts.

    Those words sprang to my mind a few days ago as I boarded a small plane - two toddler-sized seats on each side - and squeezed past the man on the aisle, aiming for my refuge at the window.

    The man was

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