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    Thick as a Brick: The Fatkini Chronicles
    Fatkini: The Fatkini Chronicles, #1
    Ebook series2 titles

    The Fatkini Chronicles Series

    By Monica Ross

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    About this series

    Thick as a Brick is a story of desire and denial. It's about friend-zoning someone, even when you wanna jump his bones. Because he calls you perfect, but you know he's a threat to your heart.

    Tattoos, boyish charm, a million-dollar bank balance, and a faulty filter between his brain and his mouth? That's romance author, Drew Katterman.

    Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and a painful case of self-consciousness? That's me, up-and-coming audiobook narrator, Zelda Gordon.

    Drew's fans call him brilliant. His detractors call him a playboy.

    My reviewers call me talented. My enemies call me opportunistic.

    Drew? He calls me perfect. And I call him a threat to my heart because he's flirtatious, fun, and rich. He also has a gorgeous girlfriend, and I want only a professional relationship with him to prove my detractors wrong. Right?

    So why do his sexy smile and kind words inspire ideas that have nothing to do with a microphone and a manuscript?

    My competitors may be wrong about me sleeping my way to success, but they're correct about one thing: I'm in this business to succeed. Screwing with Drew Katterman can only break my heart and prove the competition right.

    NOTE: Thick as a Brick hits a two on the spice-o-meter, but the rest of the series is a hot level four. This means if you're offended by four-letter words and people enjoying sex, this isn't the series for you.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGolden Flower Press
    Release dateJul 1, 2023
    Thick as a Brick: The Fatkini Chronicles
    Fatkini: The Fatkini Chronicles, #1

    Titles in the series (2)

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      Fatkini: The Fatkini Chronicles, #1
      Fatkini: The Fatkini Chronicles, #1

      Fatkini: The Fatkini Chronicles, #1

      Monica Ross
      4/5 - 1 rating
      4/5 - 1 rating

      Fatkini is as heartfelt as it is humorous, as sexy as it is sincere. It's about discovering your own perfection in a world that's obsessed with imperfections, and learning that the right love doesn't just fit — it transforms. Because love isn't one-size-fits-all.   Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. That's me, Zelda Gordon.   The world calls me plus-sized.   My parents call me voluptuous.   My ex-boyfriend Tristan? He called me an embarrassment, so I kicked him outta my house and outta my life. But the damage was done and my confidence crawled into the gutter with him.   Until two of the sexiest, sweetest guys I've ever met lifted me up.   Drew and Aithan call me a Valkyrie, they call me beautiful, and they love me just the way I am. And you know what? I think I can learn to love myself, too. Unless jealousy rears its ugly head and murders our happiness just as it's taking shape.   Because an ex's spite is more dangerous than my curves.   NOTE: If you find cussing offensive, if you skip past the sex scenes, or if the idea of multiple love interests makes you clutch your pearls (not in a good way), The Fatkini Chronicles ain't the books for you. But if you want to see a curvy girl with a chronic illness find romance and learn to love herself with the help of two cinnamon roll heroes who are all about her happiness, then this why choose series is calling your name.

      Fatkini is as heartfelt as it is humorous, as sexy as it is sincere. It's about discovering your own perfection in a world that's obsessed with imperfections, and learning that the right love doesn't just fit — it transforms. Because love isn't one-size-fits-all.   Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and long legs. That's me, Zelda Gordon.   The world calls me plus-sized.   My parents call me voluptuous.   My ex-boyfriend Tristan? He called me an embarrassment, so I kicked him outta my house and outta my life. But the damage was done and my confidence crawled into the gutter with him.   Until two of the sexiest, sweetest guys I've ever met lifted me up.   Drew and Aithan call me a Valkyrie, they call me beautiful, and they love me just the way I am. And you know what? I think I can learn to love myself, too. Unless jealousy rears its ugly head and murders our happiness just as it's taking shape.   Because an ex's spite is more dangerous than my curves.   NOTE: If you find cussing offensive, if you skip past the sex scenes, or if the idea of multiple love interests makes you clutch your pearls (not in a good way), The Fatkini Chronicles ain't the books for you. But if you want to see a curvy girl with a chronic illness find romance and learn to love herself with the help of two cinnamon roll heroes who are all about her happiness, then this why choose series is calling your name.

    • Thick as a Brick: The Fatkini Chronicles
      Thick as a Brick: The Fatkini Chronicles

      Thick as a Brick: The Fatkini Chronicles

      Monica Ross
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      Thick as a Brick is a story of desire and denial. It's about friend-zoning someone, even when you wanna jump his bones. Because he calls you perfect, but you know he's a threat to your heart. Tattoos, boyish charm, a million-dollar bank balance, and a faulty filter between his brain and his mouth? That's romance author, Drew Katterman. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and a painful case of self-consciousness? That's me, up-and-coming audiobook narrator, Zelda Gordon. Drew's fans call him brilliant. His detractors call him a playboy. My reviewers call me talented. My enemies call me opportunistic. Drew? He calls me perfect. And I call him a threat to my heart because he's flirtatious, fun, and rich. He also has a gorgeous girlfriend, and I want only a professional relationship with him to prove my detractors wrong. Right? So why do his sexy smile and kind words inspire ideas that have nothing to do with a microphone and a manuscript? My competitors may be wrong about me sleeping my way to success, but they're correct about one thing: I'm in this business to succeed. Screwing with Drew Katterman can only break my heart and prove the competition right. NOTE: Thick as a Brick hits a two on the spice-o-meter, but the rest of the series is a hot level four. This means if you're offended by four-letter words and people enjoying sex, this isn't the series for you.

      Thick as a Brick is a story of desire and denial. It's about friend-zoning someone, even when you wanna jump his bones. Because he calls you perfect, but you know he's a threat to your heart. Tattoos, boyish charm, a million-dollar bank balance, and a faulty filter between his brain and his mouth? That's romance author, Drew Katterman. Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and a painful case of self-consciousness? That's me, up-and-coming audiobook narrator, Zelda Gordon. Drew's fans call him brilliant. His detractors call him a playboy. My reviewers call me talented. My enemies call me opportunistic. Drew? He calls me perfect. And I call him a threat to my heart because he's flirtatious, fun, and rich. He also has a gorgeous girlfriend, and I want only a professional relationship with him to prove my detractors wrong. Right? So why do his sexy smile and kind words inspire ideas that have nothing to do with a microphone and a manuscript? My competitors may be wrong about me sleeping my way to success, but they're correct about one thing: I'm in this business to succeed. Screwing with Drew Katterman can only break my heart and prove the competition right. NOTE: Thick as a Brick hits a two on the spice-o-meter, but the rest of the series is a hot level four. This means if you're offended by four-letter words and people enjoying sex, this isn't the series for you.

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