The Prankster Prince Series

It wasn't fair. Princes were supposed to go on adventures. Instead, Thony's older sisters had gone off on The Quest and Left Him Behind. In Aldyrwald, of all places. I mean, yeah, it was their home and Thony was Crown Prince and all, but seriously? Aldyrwald was the boringest, most insignificant place in the world. In any world. And Thony's efforts to "liven things up a little" are always so completely underappreciated. Things start looking up with the arrival of Amanita, a mysterious foreign girl who also likes to play pranks, but refuses to share anything about her past. Befriending her – and saving her from the consequences of her own hot temper – somehow lead to Thony getting treated as more than just a boy. But now his entirely unmysterious parents, Queen Annabel and King Bill, are acting like there's some Deep Dark Secret... ...and that it has something to do with Thony...

Running away from home in order to save his kingdom was a Gallant sort of thing for a Crown Prince to do. A self-sacrificing sort of thing. Maybe even a brave sort of thing. Definitely Proper Princely Behavior. Right? And there should be some pretty awesome adventures as Thony looks for his princess (whom he's too young to marry yet anyways, so there's plenty of time before any gross stuff like that). And he's starting out in the Fairy Wood which has all sorts of amazing and scary stories about it. Other people have all sorts of adventures in there. Unfortunately, Thony's adventure also involves an annoyingly superior stable-girl (his best friend, **sigh**), a grumpy unicorn, and an all-too-easily-freaked-out horse…

Thony's adventure is not going at all the way he had anticipated. First off, he's become a unicorn-maiden and is stuck wearing a dress, of all things. Second of all, he's stuck in a war-zone where an Evil Wizard is assembling an army. And finally, the fairy prince Puck, who had agreed to see Thony and Amanita safely to her faraway homeland has disappeared. To make matters worse, it appears that the Evil Wizard is coming to the dusty little town he and Amanita are sheltering in. It's beginning to look like the only option that the two of them have is to deal with the situation themselves. But surely just a couple of kids – even accomplished pranksters like Thony and Amanita – can't possibly accomplish much against an Evil Wizard and his army… …no, that might take three kids. ********************* Teaser: Neither of them noticed the package of trouble hurtling towards them until Amanita was extracting herself from under a jumble of girl, longbow, and brilliantly colored arrows that seemed to have spilled everywhere. "Ooops," said the new girl without a great deal of regret. She looked up at them with a certain wide-eyed innocence that Thony couldn't help but feel was a bit of a put-on.. Her leather jerkin was criss-crossed by a shoulder sheathe for a rather long sword, considering her size, that she was trying to untangle from her longbow and quiver. "Don't you believe in looking where you're going?" Amanita demanded irritably. "Usually," the girl replied. "Sometimes. Um... occasionally?" The greasy-seeming horse-dealer from earlier in the morning was also bearing down on them, his face furious. Amanita's gaze narrowed as she looked between the new girl and the new arrivals. "What's the matter here?" she demanded. "That girl just released all me stock," the greasy guy snarled. "She's goin' t'pay for this trouble!" Amanita looked over her shoulder. "Did you really do that?" The girl shuffled her feet and looked down – to hide a self-satisfied smirk, Thony rather thought. "Eh... heh-heh-heh-heh-heh," she chuckled uncomfortably, but didn't deny it.