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    A Not Summer Night's Scream: The Book of the Idiot, #2
    Much Ado About Dragons: The Book of the Idiot, #1
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    The Book of the Idiot Series

    By Graeme Smith

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    About this series

    Villages have idiots. Peladon? Peladon is a country, so it has an Idiot. The day job? Getting blamed for things other people did. The other job? When the world's about to end (or the washing up won't get done—whichever comes first), who you gonna call? When nothing else has worked, you call the Idiot. Because some things? Some things, only an Idiot would try. This is his story. 

     

    Segorian Anderson used to be an Idiot. Now he's a King – though his wife tells him there's not much difference. And there isn't. Because somebody always has to get the blame. Like now. Not just because of the naked girl floating on the Royal bedroom balcony, screaming. And not because everything's going to hell. But this time? This time, it might really be his fault.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBWL Publishing Inc.
    Release dateApr 6, 2022
    A Not Summer Night's Scream: The Book of the Idiot, #2
    Much Ado About Dragons: The Book of the Idiot, #1

    Titles in the series (2)

    • 1

      Much Ado About Dragons: The Book of the Idiot, #1
      Much Ado About Dragons: The Book of the Idiot, #1

      Much Ado About Dragons: The Book of the Idiot, #1

      Graeme Smith
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      Villages have idiots. Peladon? Peladon is a country, so it has an Idiot. The day job? Getting blamed for things other people did. The other job? When the world's about to end (or the washing up won't get done—whichever comes first), who you gonna call? When nothing else has worked, you call the Idiot. Because some things? Some things, only an Idiot would try. This is his story.   Segorian Anderson's an Idiot. But that's fine with him. It's a well paying job with no heavy lifting. Nobody ever remembers Segorian. It isn't magic—he just has the sort of face his own mother could forget, and she's been trying to for years. But being forgettable is a job requirement for an Idiot. No, he's not the Court Jester. He doesn't wear motley (whatever motley may be). That's a different union. He's the Idiot. In a Queen's castle, wine spilt down the wrong dress can lead to war, so someone unimportant has to be blamed for it. That's the Idiot's job. He's the Idiot that did it, for any value of 'it'. Of course, as soon as he's exiled-for-life out of the castle gate, he uses his back-door key and sneaks back in. But that's not all. Someday, something really bad will happen. Really, really bad. Badder than a bad thing on a very bad day with extra badness. When the world's about to end (or the washing up won't get done—whichever

      Villages have idiots. Peladon? Peladon is a country, so it has an Idiot. The day job? Getting blamed for things other people did. The other job? When the world's about to end (or the washing up won't get done—whichever comes first), who you gonna call? When nothing else has worked, you call the Idiot. Because some things? Some things, only an Idiot would try. This is his story.   Segorian Anderson's an Idiot. But that's fine with him. It's a well paying job with no heavy lifting. Nobody ever remembers Segorian. It isn't magic—he just has the sort of face his own mother could forget, and she's been trying to for years. But being forgettable is a job requirement for an Idiot. No, he's not the Court Jester. He doesn't wear motley (whatever motley may be). That's a different union. He's the Idiot. In a Queen's castle, wine spilt down the wrong dress can lead to war, so someone unimportant has to be blamed for it. That's the Idiot's job. He's the Idiot that did it, for any value of 'it'. Of course, as soon as he's exiled-for-life out of the castle gate, he uses his back-door key and sneaks back in. But that's not all. Someday, something really bad will happen. Really, really bad. Badder than a bad thing on a very bad day with extra badness. When the world's about to end (or the washing up won't get done—whichever

    • 2

      A Not Summer Night's Scream: The Book of the Idiot, #2
      A Not Summer Night's Scream: The Book of the Idiot, #2

      A Not Summer Night's Scream: The Book of the Idiot, #2

      Graeme Smith
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      Villages have idiots. Peladon? Peladon is a country, so it has an Idiot. The day job? Getting blamed for things other people did. The other job? When the world's about to end (or the washing up won't get done—whichever comes first), who you gonna call? When nothing else has worked, you call the Idiot. Because some things? Some things, only an Idiot would try. This is his story.    Segorian Anderson used to be an Idiot. Now he's a King – though his wife tells him there's not much difference. And there isn't. Because somebody always has to get the blame. Like now. Not just because of the naked girl floating on the Royal bedroom balcony, screaming. And not because everything's going to hell. But this time? This time, it might really be his fault.

      Villages have idiots. Peladon? Peladon is a country, so it has an Idiot. The day job? Getting blamed for things other people did. The other job? When the world's about to end (or the washing up won't get done—whichever comes first), who you gonna call? When nothing else has worked, you call the Idiot. Because some things? Some things, only an Idiot would try. This is his story.    Segorian Anderson used to be an Idiot. Now he's a King – though his wife tells him there's not much difference. And there isn't. Because somebody always has to get the blame. Like now. Not just because of the naked girl floating on the Royal bedroom balcony, screaming. And not because everything's going to hell. But this time? This time, it might really be his fault.

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