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Dear disillusioned voter…
Are you depressed about this election cycle? Need a morale boost? Then this book may be just what you're looking for. If you are a die-hard fan of The Trumpster, HRC, Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Ted Cruz, or The Bern, be warned, your favorite politicians are about to be roasted PJ style. My parodies are crude, rude, and piss-your-pants funny. But they can also be offensive, so pull up your big girl panties before you read this. You've been warned. ~ All my love, PJ Jones
Titles in the series (2)
- Politics on the Playground, Episode One: Trump's Tantrum: Politics on the Playground, #1
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**WARNING - This book is not for people with politically correct yardsticks wedged up their asses*** So you just happened upon this book by chance? You loathe The Donald and you want to see him slammed in a parody. Or maybe you are Donald Trump, and you are gathering evidence for your lawsuit against me. Either way, if this is your first PJ Jones book, you should be warned: I’m rude, crude, and crap your pants funny. Depending on the size of the yardstick wedged up your ass, I may also not be funny at all, disgusting, and shameful. You are about to take a romp through some inane, low-brow prose, where most of your beloved conservative and liberal politicians will be roasted, skewed, and served up with gluten-free wasabi (sorry, Ted Cruz, but we’re fresh out of the gluten kind). In other words, if you don’t spew coffee through your nose while reading this book, YOU’RE READING IT WRONG! Sincerely, PJ * * * What critics are saying about Politics on the Playground There’s a special spot in hell for writers who parody Hillary Clinton—Madeleine Albright’s neighbor’s cat If you publish this book, PJ, I swear I’ll turn your house into a parking lot—A lawyer who claims he works for Donald Trump I think Trump should throw PJ over the wall—An unnamed source who heard it from a friend of a friend of Sean Hannity This book is a little too gay for me—Someone claiming to be Ted Cruz Buy this book, and I’ll send you a free used cigar—A flasher in the Safeway parking lot claiming to be Bill Clinton
- Politics on the Playground: Trump's Tyranny: Politics on the Playground, #2
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Dear disillusioned voter… Are you depressed about this election cycle? Need a morale boost? Then this book may be just what you're looking for. If you are a die-hard fan of The Trumpster, HRC, Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Ted Cruz, or The Bern, be warned, your favorite politicians are about to be roasted PJ style. My parodies are crude, rude, and piss-your-pants funny. But they can also be offensive, so pull up your big girl panties before you read this. You've been warned. ~ All my love, PJ Jones
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