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    Writing Wrongly: The Wrong Books
    Wrongly Writing: The Wrong Books, #2
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    The Wrong Books Series

    By "Thomas" "Corfield"

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    About this series

    When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. But its recovery not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them, the same must be done to the mind responsible.

    Thomas Corfield is the worst writer who’s ever lived, but because of the rubbish he’s written, he won’t be living much longer.

    Written with little regard for spelling, punctuation or even words, this Sortabiography is the story of one writer against the entire publishing industry. There’s lots of swearing and temper tantrums, as well as a brand new psychiatric illness. There’s also an excellent café scene, which although short, is worth mentioning.

    “Dreadful. The title says it all. Except about it being dreadful. ” - Carmen Schneider.  Acquisitions Editor, PBA.

    “The publishing industry is in upheaval, it’s true. But this just rubs balsamic vinegar into its wounds and garnishes it with slices of turd.” – Robert Tasher. MD, Banquet Press.

    “It’s ebooks like this that should have the internet banned.” - Malcolm Shrot-Faith, Literary Agent.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPanda Books Australia
    Release dateJan 5, 2020
    Writing Wrongly: The Wrong Books
    Wrongly Writing: The Wrong Books, #2

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      Wrongly Writing: The Wrong Books, #2
      Wrongly Writing: The Wrong Books, #2

      Wrongly Writing: The Wrong Books, #2

      "Thomas" "Corfield"
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      As the ongoing saga of an incomplete wanker, this second Wrong Book has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first, and proves that editors exist for a reason, while the author clearly doesn't. Wrongly Writing promises a healthy dose of banality that involves international drug smuggling operations, complications over library membership, and the Dutch. Wrongly Writing: experience the shame.

      As the ongoing saga of an incomplete wanker, this second Wrong Book has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first, and proves that editors exist for a reason, while the author clearly doesn't. Wrongly Writing promises a healthy dose of banality that involves international drug smuggling operations, complications over library membership, and the Dutch. Wrongly Writing: experience the shame.

    • Writing Wrongly: The Wrong Books
      Writing Wrongly: The Wrong Books

      Writing Wrongly: The Wrong Books

      "Thomas" "Corfield"
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      When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. But its recovery not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them, the same must be done to the mind responsible. Thomas Corfield is the worst writer who’s ever lived, but because of the rubbish he’s written, he won’t be living much longer. Written with little regard for spelling, punctuation or even words, this Sortabiography is the story of one writer against the entire publishing industry. There’s lots of swearing and temper tantrums, as well as a brand new psychiatric illness. There’s also an excellent café scene, which although short, is worth mentioning. “Dreadful. The title says it all. Except about it being dreadful. ” - Carmen Schneider.  Acquisitions Editor, PBA. “The publishing industry is in upheaval, it’s true. But this just rubs balsamic vinegar into its wounds and garnishes it with slices of turd.” – Robert Tasher. MD, Banquet Press. “It’s ebooks like this that should have the internet banned.” - Malcolm Shrot-Faith, Literary Agent.

      When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. But its recovery not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them, the same must be done to the mind responsible. Thomas Corfield is the worst writer who’s ever lived, but because of the rubbish he’s written, he won’t be living much longer. Written with little regard for spelling, punctuation or even words, this Sortabiography is the story of one writer against the entire publishing industry. There’s lots of swearing and temper tantrums, as well as a brand new psychiatric illness. There’s also an excellent café scene, which although short, is worth mentioning. “Dreadful. The title says it all. Except about it being dreadful. ” - Carmen Schneider.  Acquisitions Editor, PBA. “The publishing industry is in upheaval, it’s true. But this just rubs balsamic vinegar into its wounds and garnishes it with slices of turd.” – Robert Tasher. MD, Banquet Press. “It’s ebooks like this that should have the internet banned.” - Malcolm Shrot-Faith, Literary Agent.

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    "Thomas" "Corfield"

    Thomas Corfield was born in London several years ago, definitely before last Thursday. This was a good year for all concerned, and for him in particular, because without it, later years would mean little. He owes a lot to that first year, and now lives because of it in undisclosed locations after having successfully absconded from probation. Although he finds making friends difficult, this is only because no one likes him. Including his mother, who didn’t bother giving him a name until he was nine. His solicitor describes him as having an allergy to apostrophes and an aversion to punctuation that borders on pathological. This makes the popularity of his books all the more remarkable. At least it would if there was any. But there isn't. So it doesn't. He was recently interviewed in Joomag's Meals of Food magazine, which didn't help anyone.

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