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    Consider Pegasus: Starship Teapot, #3
    Judgement Dave: Starship Teapot, #2
    The Left Hand of Dog: Starship Teapot, #1
    Ebook series6 titles

    Starship Teapot Series

    By SI CLARKE

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    About this series

    Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway.

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot…

    Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot;

    The stockings were hung in the mess hall with care

    In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWhite Hart Fiction
    Release dateApr 5, 2021
    Consider Pegasus: Starship Teapot, #3
    Judgement Dave: Starship Teapot, #2
    The Left Hand of Dog: Starship Teapot, #1

    Titles in the series (6)

    • 1

      The Left Hand of Dog: Starship Teapot, #1
      The Left Hand of Dog: Starship Teapot, #1

      The Left Hand of Dog: Starship Teapot, #1

      SI CLARKE
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      Escaping intergalactic kidnappers has never been quite so ridiculous.   When Lem and her faithful dog, Spock, retreat from the city for a few days of hiking in Algonquin Park, the last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by aliens. No, scratch that. The last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by a bunch of strangely adorable intergalactic bounty hunters aboard a ship called the Teapot.   After Lem falls in with an unlikely group of allies – including a talking horse, a sarcastic robot, an overly anxious giant parrot, and a cloud of sentient glitter gas – the gang must devise a cunning plan to escape their captors and make it back home safely.   But things won't be as easy as they first seem. Lost in deep space and running out of fuel, this chaotic crew are faced with the daunting task of navigating an alien planet, breaking into a space station, and discovering the real reason they're all there…   Packed with preposterous scenarios, quirky characters, and oodles of humour, The Left Hand of Dog tackles complex subjects such as gender, the need to belong, and the importance of honest communication. Perfect for fans of Charlie Jane Anders' Victories Greater than Death – especially ones who enjoy endless references to Red Dwarf, Star Trek, and Doctor Who. This book will show you that the universe is a very strange place indeed.   Scroll up and grab your copy now!     About the Author SI CLARKE is a Canadian misanthrope who lives in Deptford, sarf ees London. She shares her home with her partner and an assortment of waifs and strays. As someone who's neurodivergent, an immigrant, and the proud owner of an invisible disability, she strives to present a realistically diverse array of characters in her stories.

      Escaping intergalactic kidnappers has never been quite so ridiculous.   When Lem and her faithful dog, Spock, retreat from the city for a few days of hiking in Algonquin Park, the last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by aliens. No, scratch that. The last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by a bunch of strangely adorable intergalactic bounty hunters aboard a ship called the Teapot.   After Lem falls in with an unlikely group of allies – including a talking horse, a sarcastic robot, an overly anxious giant parrot, and a cloud of sentient glitter gas – the gang must devise a cunning plan to escape their captors and make it back home safely.   But things won't be as easy as they first seem. Lost in deep space and running out of fuel, this chaotic crew are faced with the daunting task of navigating an alien planet, breaking into a space station, and discovering the real reason they're all there…   Packed with preposterous scenarios, quirky characters, and oodles of humour, The Left Hand of Dog tackles complex subjects such as gender, the need to belong, and the importance of honest communication. Perfect for fans of Charlie Jane Anders' Victories Greater than Death – especially ones who enjoy endless references to Red Dwarf, Star Trek, and Doctor Who. This book will show you that the universe is a very strange place indeed.   Scroll up and grab your copy now!     About the Author SI CLARKE is a Canadian misanthrope who lives in Deptford, sarf ees London. She shares her home with her partner and an assortment of waifs and strays. As someone who's neurodivergent, an immigrant, and the proud owner of an invisible disability, she strives to present a realistically diverse array of characters in her stories.

    • 3

      Consider Pegasus: Starship Teapot, #3
      Consider Pegasus: Starship Teapot, #3

      Consider Pegasus: Starship Teapot, #3

      SI CLARKE
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      A secret unicorn, a desperate family, and a cop dead set on hunting them down.   Lem and the rag-tag gang of galactic adventurers on the starship Teapot are set to become roadies for the galaxy's hottest band – but an urgent call from Bexley's family means the rock stars will have to wait.   Bexley's soon-to-be-born sibling has a big secret: wings. On planet Hwin, skeledivergence is outlawed, so the Teapot crew swoop in to help the family escape.   But their planet won't let them go that easily. Hunted across the galaxy by a fanatical and eerily familiar cop, the Teapotters must find a way to outwit their pursuer and secure a future for skeledivergent people everywhere.   Dive into the next adventure in this satirical space opera series. Artfully intertwining deep themes with tongue-in-cheek humour and intergalactic ridiculousness, Consider Pegasus is a must-read for fans of Ryka Aoki's Light from Uncommon Stars or TJ Berry's Space Unicorn Blues.   Scroll up and grab your copy now!

      A secret unicorn, a desperate family, and a cop dead set on hunting them down.   Lem and the rag-tag gang of galactic adventurers on the starship Teapot are set to become roadies for the galaxy's hottest band – but an urgent call from Bexley's family means the rock stars will have to wait.   Bexley's soon-to-be-born sibling has a big secret: wings. On planet Hwin, skeledivergence is outlawed, so the Teapot crew swoop in to help the family escape.   But their planet won't let them go that easily. Hunted across the galaxy by a fanatical and eerily familiar cop, the Teapotters must find a way to outwit their pursuer and secure a future for skeledivergent people everywhere.   Dive into the next adventure in this satirical space opera series. Artfully intertwining deep themes with tongue-in-cheek humour and intergalactic ridiculousness, Consider Pegasus is a must-read for fans of Ryka Aoki's Light from Uncommon Stars or TJ Berry's Space Unicorn Blues.   Scroll up and grab your copy now!

    • 2

      Judgement Dave: Starship Teapot, #2
      Judgement Dave: Starship Teapot, #2

      Judgement Dave: Starship Teapot, #2

      SI CLARKE
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      This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe…   Lem is adapting to her new home aboard a strange spaceship in an even stranger universe, where the misfit crew of the Teapot have more than enough trouble on their hands running their interplanetary charter service. But when they accept an urgent assignment, they have just one week to save a race of cat-people from certain destruction.   Stuck with a disaster-platypus of a project manager and a population seemingly determined to thwart their own rescue, the Teapotters face the impossible job of herding cats and evacuating the planet before it's blown to smithereens.   Can Lem and the gang avert disaster and save this race of infuriating cat-people?   Perfect for fans of wacky and imaginative sci-fi stories, this satirical space opera is a ridiculous adventure that will delight readers of John Scalzi's take on Fuzzy Nation or TJ Berry's Space Unicorn Blues.   Get it now!

      This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe…   Lem is adapting to her new home aboard a strange spaceship in an even stranger universe, where the misfit crew of the Teapot have more than enough trouble on their hands running their interplanetary charter service. But when they accept an urgent assignment, they have just one week to save a race of cat-people from certain destruction.   Stuck with a disaster-platypus of a project manager and a population seemingly determined to thwart their own rescue, the Teapotters face the impossible job of herding cats and evacuating the planet before it's blown to smithereens.   Can Lem and the gang avert disaster and save this race of infuriating cat-people?   Perfect for fans of wacky and imaginative sci-fi stories, this satirical space opera is a ridiculous adventure that will delight readers of John Scalzi's take on Fuzzy Nation or TJ Berry's Space Unicorn Blues.   Get it now!

    • Starship Teapot: Books #1–3: Starship Teapot
      Starship Teapot: Books #1–3: Starship Teapot

      Starship Teapot: Books #1–3: Starship Teapot

      SI CLARKE
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      Three great novels for one low price! This bundle is a must read for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, and Discworld.   The Left Hand of Dog (Starship Teapot #1) Intergalactic kidnappers! A chatty horse! Sentient glitter gas! And a dog! When Lem and her dog retreat from the city for a few days, they don't expect to wind up aboard the starship Teapot with adorable alien bounty hunters.   Judgement Dave (Starship Teapot #2) This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe… Stuck with a disaster-platypus of a project manager and a population seemingly determined to thwart their own rescue, the Teapotters face the impossible job of herding cats and evacuating the planet before it's blown to smithereens.   Consider Pegasus (Starship Teapot #3) A secret unicorn, a desperate family, and a cop dead-set on hunting them down. Lem and the rag-tag gang of galactic adventurers on the starship Teapot are set to become roadies for the galaxy's hottest band – but an urgent call from Bexley's family means the rock stars will have to wait.

      Three great novels for one low price! This bundle is a must read for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, and Discworld.   The Left Hand of Dog (Starship Teapot #1) Intergalactic kidnappers! A chatty horse! Sentient glitter gas! And a dog! When Lem and her dog retreat from the city for a few days, they don't expect to wind up aboard the starship Teapot with adorable alien bounty hunters.   Judgement Dave (Starship Teapot #2) This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe… Stuck with a disaster-platypus of a project manager and a population seemingly determined to thwart their own rescue, the Teapotters face the impossible job of herding cats and evacuating the planet before it's blown to smithereens.   Consider Pegasus (Starship Teapot #3) A secret unicorn, a desperate family, and a cop dead-set on hunting them down. Lem and the rag-tag gang of galactic adventurers on the starship Teapot are set to become roadies for the galaxy's hottest band – but an urgent call from Bexley's family means the rock stars will have to wait.

    • Jurassic Dark: Starship Teapot
      Jurassic Dark: Starship Teapot

      Jurassic Dark: Starship Teapot

      SI CLARKE
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      There's something in the dark … but is Lem's imagination worse than reality? Out in the vast emptiness of the galaxy, anything can happen. It's a fact that Lem and her trusty companion Spock know all too well. Sometimes, the things lurking in the darkness are all in your head. Then again, maybe there really is something out there. With her talking dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem must rely on nothing but her strength and wits to help her. As a humorous homage to Arthur C Clarke's classic A Walk in the Dark, this short adventure is a not-actually-scary sci-fi horror story that's perfect for fans of Martha Wells and John Scalzi.

      There's something in the dark … but is Lem's imagination worse than reality? Out in the vast emptiness of the galaxy, anything can happen. It's a fact that Lem and her trusty companion Spock know all too well. Sometimes, the things lurking in the darkness are all in your head. Then again, maybe there really is something out there. With her talking dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem must rely on nothing but her strength and wits to help her. As a humorous homage to Arthur C Clarke's classic A Walk in the Dark, this short adventure is a not-actually-scary sci-fi horror story that's perfect for fans of Martha Wells and John Scalzi.

    • The Night Before: Starship Teapot
      The Night Before: Starship Teapot

      The Night Before: Starship Teapot

      SI CLARKE
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      Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot… Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot; The stockings were hung in the mess hall with care In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

      Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot… Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot; The stockings were hung in the mess hall with care In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

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