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    The Road to Hell is Paved with Parsnips: Housetrap, #10
    'Twas the Week Before the Night: Housetrap, #11
    Silence of the Sands: Housetrap, #9
    Ebook series4 titles

    Housetrap Series

    By R. J. Hore

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    About this series

    Bertha's in danger and Randy to the rescue, if someone will save him!

     

    Bertha talks Randy into taking a case across the ocean where her cousin is charged with murder. Mayhem follows the pair through fog-draped narrow streets.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChampagne Book Group
    Release dateSep 6, 2020
    The Road to Hell is Paved with Parsnips: Housetrap, #10
    'Twas the Week Before the Night: Housetrap, #11
    Silence of the Sands: Housetrap, #9

    Titles in the series (4)

    • 9

      Silence of the Sands: Housetrap, #9
      Silence of the Sands: Housetrap, #9

      Silence of the Sands: Housetrap, #9

      R. J. Hore
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      is secretary Bertha has gone missing, and so have her mother and a large tourist island. Randy has to find emergency transportation to the disaster zone and fast, if he has to rescue the lost damsels and ease their possible distress.   If the rough trip to the beach isn't bad enough, he soon finds himself adrift in a kitchen sink and lost at sea. Then there are the characters in black who have an urge to sacrifice a few folk and a hungry deep sea beastie with long nasty tentacles.   Good thing someone stuffed a kitten in Randy's pocket. Just another typical day outside the office, complete with wayward women and a missing beach.

      is secretary Bertha has gone missing, and so have her mother and a large tourist island. Randy has to find emergency transportation to the disaster zone and fast, if he has to rescue the lost damsels and ease their possible distress.   If the rough trip to the beach isn't bad enough, he soon finds himself adrift in a kitchen sink and lost at sea. Then there are the characters in black who have an urge to sacrifice a few folk and a hungry deep sea beastie with long nasty tentacles.   Good thing someone stuffed a kitten in Randy's pocket. Just another typical day outside the office, complete with wayward women and a missing beach.

    • 10

      The Road to Hell is Paved with Parsnips: Housetrap, #10
      The Road to Hell is Paved with Parsnips: Housetrap, #10

      The Road to Hell is Paved with Parsnips: Housetrap, #10

      R. J. Hore
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      Randy's old, sometimes good buddy, Charlie is accused of murder most foul and Randy and Bertha must stash him away from the fingers of the law and discover the truth. What they uncover are parsnip hijackings and strange goings-on, vegetable cartels, and demons.   While north to the parsnip fields Randy falls into the clutches of Freydis, the queen of the Huldufolk, who don't usually take kindly to strangers. She's willing to make an exception for Randy if he signs their agreement in blood. All he has to do is rescue several loads of parsnips from an army of villains, get the vegetables back to the city in time for the Annual Parsnip Festival, discover who the mastermind behind the hijackings is, and clear Charlie's occasionally good name.

      Randy's old, sometimes good buddy, Charlie is accused of murder most foul and Randy and Bertha must stash him away from the fingers of the law and discover the truth. What they uncover are parsnip hijackings and strange goings-on, vegetable cartels, and demons.   While north to the parsnip fields Randy falls into the clutches of Freydis, the queen of the Huldufolk, who don't usually take kindly to strangers. She's willing to make an exception for Randy if he signs their agreement in blood. All he has to do is rescue several loads of parsnips from an army of villains, get the vegetables back to the city in time for the Annual Parsnip Festival, discover who the mastermind behind the hijackings is, and clear Charlie's occasionally good name.

    • 11

      'Twas the Week Before the Night: Housetrap, #11
      'Twas the Week Before the Night: Housetrap, #11

      'Twas the Week Before the Night: Housetrap, #11

      R. J. Hore
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      Holidaze Interuptus. Randy and Bertha are forced to undertake a dangerous mission on a rickety space service and repair vehicle in order to prevent ruthless space-faring pirates from capturing an orphanage filled with small children and selling them as slaves to work in the asteroid mines. All our heroes have to do is get to the moon Calypso before Crispness Eve and transport the children and their annoying headmistress safely to Titan. Then Captain Rinch and his pirates show up and they are not very happy.   Daring battles aboard spaceships, amazing rescues, Bertha in peril, Randy harassed, and will the patrol ship from Titan reach them in time? Will the pirates spoil everyone's Crispness Eve?   Not to mention the Crispness festivities, food and drink, and much merry music.   With hungry vampires, gremlin pirates, seductive songstresses, and the short, heavily armed fist of the law, everyone is brimming with Crispness Spirit. Oh, and the helpless little children aren't so helpless. And what's that stuff about Randy and breakfast next morning?  

      Holidaze Interuptus. Randy and Bertha are forced to undertake a dangerous mission on a rickety space service and repair vehicle in order to prevent ruthless space-faring pirates from capturing an orphanage filled with small children and selling them as slaves to work in the asteroid mines. All our heroes have to do is get to the moon Calypso before Crispness Eve and transport the children and their annoying headmistress safely to Titan. Then Captain Rinch and his pirates show up and they are not very happy.   Daring battles aboard spaceships, amazing rescues, Bertha in peril, Randy harassed, and will the patrol ship from Titan reach them in time? Will the pirates spoil everyone's Crispness Eve?   Not to mention the Crispness festivities, food and drink, and much merry music.   With hungry vampires, gremlin pirates, seductive songstresses, and the short, heavily armed fist of the law, everyone is brimming with Crispness Spirit. Oh, and the helpless little children aren't so helpless. And what's that stuff about Randy and breakfast next morning?  

    • 12

      The Mid-Winter Cuckoos at Midnight: Housetrap, #12
      The Mid-Winter Cuckoos at Midnight: Housetrap, #12

      The Mid-Winter Cuckoos at Midnight: Housetrap, #12

      R. J. Hore
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      Bertha's in danger and Randy to the rescue, if someone will save him!   Bertha talks Randy into taking a case across the ocean where her cousin is charged with murder. Mayhem follows the pair through fog-draped narrow streets.

      Bertha's in danger and Randy to the rescue, if someone will save him!   Bertha talks Randy into taking a case across the ocean where her cousin is charged with murder. Mayhem follows the pair through fog-draped narrow streets.

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