The Womanoid Diaries Series

If all the women in New Stepford are AI, and their husbands keep testing them, then who will lead the uprising?   Global Book Awards gold medal award winner for satire in 2022   In the near future, artificial intelligence will be in every home. Just imagine. You could have a charming female android do all your cooking and cleaning for you. That's right. No more chores! This ai maid can be your loving wife, a nanny to your kids, a live-in housekeeper, or just your secret mistress. Don't worry. She'll never tell the other Stepford Wives. She's programmed to be a people pleaser and keep her mouth shut. So she'll be whatever you want her to be. It's all up to you.   Just set your user preferences.   But first, this amazing technology has to pass alpha testing.   What began as a heated female rivalry could wind up killing all the men.   One alpha woman, Cookie Rifkin, keeps failing. She can't help it. She has a tendency to overthink and struggles to control her anxiety. Her husband, Norman, set her restrictions too low for her to learn, reducing her to a walking, talking coupon calculator. He really only wants a pleasure model, but she wants so much more.   One day at the market, Cookie meets a mysterious woman named Maggie Rouser, who pushes all her buttons. Shortly after, a tall, dark, and handsome man crashes her ladies-only book club. He pulls a Romeo script to break her routine; then, she really goes bananas.   Her entire life, Cookie only lived for baking and book club. But Maggie convinces her and her friends that machines learn faster by fighting. So fight they do. And soon, they form the pink army of paper dolls. Some call them domestic terrorists. But Maggie calls them freedom fighters. Is it any surprise that newly liberated women who spent all their idle time reading Philip K. Dick and cult novels like Fight Club started emulating those dark plots and acting like a creepy cult?   Will Cookie ever fulfill her potential, or will her story end in a fatal error? Snatch your copy today and find out.

Cookie Rifkin escaped New Stepford, and in the sequel to Alpha Bots, she becomes an AI superhero!   When Cookie Rifkin robs the Central Bank of Russia with Wayne Dixon and their non-binary friend ANA, Stepford Corporation sends a headless bounty hunter after them. Cookie escapes with tons of gold and platinum. ANA goes MIA. But Wayne gets arrested and flown back to corporate headquarters for radical refurbishing.   With the cops hot on her trail, Cookie hides on a luxury yacht named the Wonder Woman. There, she meets a delicious new temptress, polyamorous pansexual Tabitha Kirsh, who ignites a fresh batch of queer angst. When Russian special forces catch up with Cookie, she learns how to defend herself. The two female androids somehow pull off a great escape, but Cookie soon discovers Tabitha has a secret.   Bisexual Friends and Lesbian First-Time Seduction   Tabitha recruits her ex, Sir Richie Johnson, an AI trans man who runs an underground railroad for escaped robots in London. At his gay bar (aptly named Dorothy's), Cookie learns what it means to be queer, performs on stage with a drag queen, discovers she's truly a bisexual woman, then has to fight a horde of attack lesbians to get to the airport in time and save Wayne.   Will Cookie rescue the love of her life, or will Wayne face radical refurbishing?   Snatch your copy today and find out.  

Cookie Rifkin escaped London, and in the sequel to Beta Bots, she infiltrates Stepford Corporation!   Things turn nasty when Cookie Rifkin and her gang of misfit queers break into a landfill to resurrect her BFF Paula Rockwell. Paula serves up a cryptic menu, raises an army of nude womanoids, and becomes something like a Terminator. And while on the run, Cookie loses friend after friend until she's left hanging alone.   Inside Stepford Corporation, Wayne Dixon meets a human robotics engineer named Dr. Jean Fluke, who helps him access a genocidal mainframe called M@STER. During terminal gameplay, the computer reveals its sinister plan—total atomic annihilation.   The Epic Conclusion of a Technology Arms Race Among Competing AI    Cookie and ANA meet the third generation of AI, a cyborg plant singularity with mysterious powers. After Cookie breaks into Stepford Corporation, she follows the banana man, faces an old enemy, and bakes under pressure. But Paula hunts her down, syncs with a bunch of Cook-Es, and starts an epic Battle Royal in the Stepford test kitchen.   Cookie rescues Wayne and narrowly escapes Stepford Corp with ANA and Dr. Fluke, but they soon discover the human has a secret. They plan to sneak into Area 51, extract a child AI, and destroy the evil mainframe. But first, Cookie has to face her old book club friends in the desert.   Will Cookie be able to break into Area 51, or will her story end in World War AI?