The Death Cursed Wizard Series

The idiot gods are being murdered. An unexplained malevolence severs them from the world of mankind and reduces them to feckless insanity, and they weren't all that stable to start with. Now one of the gods' most horrendous enemies slaughters them while they hide in different realities, much like divine, lunatic bunnies. The Blacksmith of the Gods, Fingit, has been mocked by his fellow gods since the beginning of time, but now only he is still lucid enough to conceive a scheme to save them and maybe reality itself. Fingit contrives a plan so clever that if anyone dies it won't be him. But the most deranged being in the universe, his sister Sakaj, drags him into her own lunatic scheme. Fingit must outwit her, defeat the gods' foes, overcome the entity that is thrusting them into oblivion, and grapple with the most singular problem of all—while the gods have been gone, has mankind cared? Or even noticed?

A debt to the heavens. A mouthy teenaged trainee. A sorcerer-slaying cult that might be his fault.   Bib's semi-retirement from killing for the gods isn't going so well. So when he's asked to help an angry twelve-year-old girl with out-of-control powers, he embarks on a quest hoping for some redemption. But as Bib takes his sassy young charge under his wing, a voyage to the temple almost ends in disaster after a deadly ambush.   With reports of other sorcerers going mad and the kid wreaking magical mayhem whenever she opens her mouth, Bib struggles to resist strangling the brat. And after the girl triggers a series of lethal attacks, Bib fears the only way out of this mess will be a return to his murderous ways…   Can the embattled anti-hero single-handedly take on the gods and stop the growing bloodshed?   Death's Baby Sister is the second book in the witty-but-dark Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like reluctant champions, twisted conflict, and plenty of sword-slashing action, then you'll love Bill McCurry's wild adventure.   Buy Death's Baby Sister to prevent the kid from blowing up the world today!

He's cursed to kill and cursed to love it. And he hates that he loves it.   Bib the sorcerer hates how much he loves his job. Cursed by the God of Death to collect lives, he focuses his thirst on snuffing out only lowlife losers and contemptible ass-clowns. But when innocents under his protection are brutally murdered, Bib flips the switch on the ultimate revenge spree.   Bent on obliterating the bum responsible, Bib is more than a little miffed when he discovers the shocking truth about his own degenerate nature. But knowing the type of killer he is inside, the reluctant hero won't be stopped until he mows down every evil dude in his path.   Can Bib fight his way to redemption before he loses his soul to bloodlust?   Death's Collector is the first book in the darkly humorous The Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like snarky heroes, top-notch magic systems, and epic sword and sorcery, then you'll love Bill McCurry's addictive tale.   Buy Death's Collector to flirt with darkness today!

A banished demigod abducting children. An underpowered sorcerer forced to fight. An impossible battle for a virtuous cause.   Bib has retreated home, wracked with grief. After dooming his own daughter, he's unwillingly dragged into a conflict with the demonic son of the God of War. And though he saves his town from the petulant deity, his tragic miscalculation allows the sadistic fiend to make off with a hoard of kids.   Enraged and determined to right his mistakes, Bib must once again negotiate with the gods for enough power to overcome his sinister foe. And if that doesn't work, then he'll just have to summon the dead…   Will Bib defeat the snarky Goliath and save the children from a horrific fate?   Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light is the third book in the hopelessly irreverent Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like warped insults, inventive magic, and complex characters, then you'll love Bill McCurry's bloodstained quest.   Buy Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light to defeat a despicable demigod today!

It's just a little bit of treason.   The petty, vicious gods demand that Bib the sorcerer lure his friend, the young king, into a losing war. Bib thinks he's clever enough to arrange things so that the king is defeated yet keeps his throne - and his head.   But the king won't listen until Bib crushes some traitors for him. Faced with rebellious nobles, mystical killers, and allies he can't control, Bib finds that cleverness needs a sword and some vicious magic to back it up. Because if he fails, the gods have torture, death, and even destruction beyond death waiting for him.   Struggling across a landscape of brutal armies, immortal vengeance, and a highly aggravated ex-lover, Bib does what he does best: mock the pretentious, take no crap, and murder people who almost certainly deserve it. Death's Collector: Void-Walker is the fourth novel in the darkly irreverent Death-Cursed Wizard series, which follows Bib the lethal sorcerer as he strives against cruel villains, bad sorcerers, petty gods, and his inner demons - which, like a fool, he feeds regularly. Order Death's Collector: Void-Walker today!

A killer with doubts. A ruinous war. A couple of stupid decisions. When the great war of empires comes, Bib the sorcerer doesn't expect to throw in with a bunch of horrid peasants. In fact, he hates the idea and would gladly trade them for a sock full of sand. But this war has caught him in a transitional period. Although he's killed scads of people, Bib has never thought of himself as evil. Now his friends tell him to wake up and smell the evil coffee, and the whole idea vexes him. Saving helpless villagers sure sounds like something a good person would do, so Bib decides to give it a shot. But with two armies slaughtering thousands of people all over the countryside, how not-evil is he prepared to be? If you enjoy ferocious swordplay, one-of-a-kind magic systems, and sarcasm that cuts like glass, you'll love Bill McCurry's dark, irreverent tale. Get Death's Collector - Sword Hand today to do the right thing and save some aggravating villagers!

The Apocalypse sucks. Somebody must slay the Father of the Gods, but why does it have to be Bib? The final war between the gods and their awful, eternal enemies is starting, and Bib the sorcerer finds himself fighting for the wrong side. He'd rather not be on any side at all and sit at home drinking heavily, but that's not an option. Bib is sent to find a weapon that kills gods, but other heroes are falling all over each other to find it too. Will the weapon go to the bravest and toughest? Great! Will it go to the worthiest? That may be a problem… Find out now because it looks like there may not be a chance later. If you like snarky humor, innovative magic systems, and memorable characters, read Death's Collector: Dark Lands! It's the sixth and final book in the addictive, sarcastic fantasy series The Death-Cursed Wizard by Bill McCurry.

A wizard compelled to kill. A slaughter he vowed to prevent. A murderer who pissed off the wrong guy…   Bib the sorcerer hates how much he loves his job. Cursed by the God of Death to collect lives, he focuses his thirst on snuffing out only lowlife losers and contemptible ass-clowns. But when innocents under his protection are brutally murdered, Bib flips the switch on the ultimate revenge spree. Bent on obliterating the bum responsible, Bib is more than a little miffed when he discovers the shocking truth about his own degenerate nature. But knowing the type of killer he is inside, the reluctant hero won't be stopped until he mows down every evil dude in his path. Can Bib fight his way to redemption before he loses his soul to bloodlust? If you like snarky heroes, top-notch magic systems, and epic sword and sorcery, then you'll love Bill McCurry's addictive, darkly comic tale. A Reader Review of Book 1: "In Death's Collector, Bib, the Death-cursed wizard, leads you gently by the hand into the life of a good man who became obligated to kill people for the god of death. And then it trips you and dumps you into the muck and the blood and the guts and laughs at you. "This irreverent book is the memoir of a man who kills people and likes it for beings that he neither loves nor respects, a truth he tells to their powerful faces every time he meets them. But underneath the deadly sardonic exterior is a gold-leafed heart that wouldn't mind loving again if the opportunity presented itself." - Thomas D. Includes all 6 Death's Collector novels from the Death-Cursed Wizard series. This collection contains the following novels gathered into a single e-book file: Death's Collector Death's Baby Sister Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light Death's Collector: Void Walker Death's Collector: Sword Hand Death's Collector: Dark Lands PLUS the companion novella: Wee Piggies of Radiant Might