About this series
The tooth fairy is missing.
As much as Fecanya loves magically processing ordure, (not really) she doesn't hesitate to step up and assume the role of substitute tooth fairy. As long as she possibly can.
When more fairies disappear and details come in, all clues point to the Pacific Northwest.
A run-in with a gang of local parrots and a yeti foreigner send the fairies through towns littered with poison ivy-infested humans, a caffeine shortage, and dialup internet. In short, on the brink of disaster.
Only one supernatural species feeds on chaos; filthy demons. But just as the fairies puzzle out the cause, they stumble upon their sistren's captor; a nymph with a grudge.
Time is short. Under-caffeinated humans wage war in the streets in the name of bread and natural living, and the veil between the human world and the abysmal weakens.
Is there a connection between these events and the nymph?
A war of gluten, butter beans, and durian fruit is only the beginning, for if Fecanya and the fairies cannot thwart the chaotic nymph's plans to enter the world of fey, slow internet and decaf coffee will be the least of their problems.
PS: Sugar's next.
Titles in the series (2)
- Out of Ordure: The Fairies, #1
1
For countless ages, fairies have existed in human lore as protectors of children, sprinklers of magic dust, and bloomers of flowers. Yeah well, fairies have other jobs, too. Enter Fecanya, Ordure Engineer at Fey World Maintenance Services. She hates her job. Not that anyone who processes…'leavings', would, but hey, you wanna trade? When news of an impending meltdown at a wastewater treatment facility, and a messy war between two gorilla factions (ever seen a gorilla projectile?) arrives at the office, Fecanya must use her many talents to prevent both disasters. But is there a mischievous hidden presence behind this? With the threat of a city covered in filth of epic proportions, and a jungle at the brink of great ape warfare, it will take more than a visit with her stuffy satyr therapist for Fecanya to prevent a disaster and unmask the hidden enemy, before the 'leavings' hit the fan.
- Revenge of the Nymph: The Fairies: Volume 2: The Fairies, #2
2
The tooth fairy is missing. As much as Fecanya loves magically processing ordure, (not really) she doesn't hesitate to step up and assume the role of substitute tooth fairy. As long as she possibly can. When more fairies disappear and details come in, all clues point to the Pacific Northwest. A run-in with a gang of local parrots and a yeti foreigner send the fairies through towns littered with poison ivy-infested humans, a caffeine shortage, and dialup internet. In short, on the brink of disaster. Only one supernatural species feeds on chaos; filthy demons. But just as the fairies puzzle out the cause, they stumble upon their sistren's captor; a nymph with a grudge. Time is short. Under-caffeinated humans wage war in the streets in the name of bread and natural living, and the veil between the human world and the abysmal weakens. Is there a connection between these events and the nymph? A war of gluten, butter beans, and durian fruit is only the beginning, for if Fecanya and the fairies cannot thwart the chaotic nymph's plans to enter the world of fey, slow internet and decaf coffee will be the least of their problems. PS: Sugar's next.
Ramon Terrell
About the Author Ramon Terrell is an actor and author who instantly fell in love with fantasy the day he opened R. A. Salvatore’s: The Crystal Shard. Years (and many devoured books) later he decided to put pen to paper for his first novel. After a bout with aching carpals, he decided to try the keyboard instead, and the words began to flow. As an actor, he has appeared in the hit television shows Supernatural, izombie, Arrow, and Minority Report, as well as the hit comedy web series Single and Dating in Vancouver. He also appears as one of Robin Hood’s Merry Men in Once Upon a Time, as well as an Ark Guard on the hit TV show The 100. When not writing, or acting on set, he enjoys reading, video games, hiking, and long walks with his wife around Stanley Park in Vancouver BC. Connect with him at: http://rjterrell.com/ Ramon Terrell on facebook Ramon Terrell on twitter Ramon Terrell on Goodreads
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