Bytarend Series

Six Funny Fantasy Books For One Low Price Sword, sorcery, and… jet powered railcars? Combining fantasy, humour, and insane inventions, the Bytarend series has a unique take on the fantasy genre.   Bytarend is a small mountain town under constant siege. If there aren't evil magicians draining the life from people, then officious nobles are trying to crush them and bring them to heel. But the people in Bytarend aren't that easily crushed. They want to build a new world, no matter how the odds are stacked against them.   The Bite Collection contains all six books in the highly-rated Bytarend series. If you love comedic fantasy, grab a copy and read the whole series today!

Fantasy as fast as any thriller. Clinging to the bar running along the front of the platform, Sergeant Osric has a lot of time to think about how he got there. About how he's shooting through a forest on a rocket powered railcar. About how a grinning thief is clinging to the same bar beside him. Most of all, though, about how he's heading for Bytarend; a town no-one has heard from in almost a hundred years. There has to be a reasonable explanation for their silence, after all. Osric tries to think of a reason that doesn't end in his horrible death...   ... he can't come up with one.   The Bite on the Line is the first book in the Bytarend series. Fast-paced fantasy with plenty of humour along the way.

Tondbert Payne is running through all the daydreams he's had about meeting his true love. Roses and long walks featured prominently. None of those daydreams had him standing with his back pressed against hers, wild creatures circling them. There'd always been a lot less claws and slavering. He can't see a way out, but there must be one. After all, who's ever heard of doomed young lovers?

Tondbert recognises the woman at the tracks at once. It's difficult to mistake a Murder Queen. The deadliest assassins in the world, Murder Queens never fail and she's come to fulfil a contract on Tondbert's head.  It's the conditions of the contract that sting the most. King Brandon, the man that killed Tondbert's father, is holding Tondbert's mother and sister hostage. And he's insisted Tondbert die unarmed and on his knees. Murder Queen contracts are stone-clad. Is there any way for Tondbert to survive, let alone save his mother and sister? Find out inside!

Jenni Styrm is staring down at a town with a dark shadow over it. Caedin Tegart, scourge of Graefditch, has just arrived by train to pull Bytarend back under the duke's rule. Tegart is vicious, with a roving eye for the younger women of the town. No one can stand against him and live. A dark and dangerous fantasy book from author Simon Cantan.

A dark and dangerous way to make an assassin. At the top of a high mountain, on the edge of a vast desert, the Fortress of Rust waits. The home of the greatest assassins in the world, no one knows their secret. Every fourth year they take in a hundred four-year-old girls and turn out one master assassin. The assassins of the fortress topple kings, move borders and end dynasties with their skills. Lila Ariette's mother just died, and no one in her kingdom has a place for a little orphan girl. Bundled onto a cart and sent to join the assassins, Lila is going to find out the secret of the fortress. It's a secret most people would happily go their lives not learning. The Bite of Rust is the fifth book in the Bytarend series. A fast-paced battle to stay alive that never lets up. The Bite of Rust will have you tearing through the pages to the end. Grab a copy today!

Lila, Tondbert, Isabelle, Jenni and Osric have a problem. King Tallon Tyre has heard of their rebellion and he's not a man to cross. He's bringing an army of twelve thousand to crush them all, to drive them so deep into the dust, no one will even remember they were there. After fighting for months, struggling against the monsters and nobles trying to destroy them, can the heroes of Bytarend possibly defeat the largest army they've ever seen? The concluding novel in the Bytarend series combines all the action, humour and tension readers have come to expect. No one is safe against King Tyre's army. Will the last novel mean the end for Bytarend itself? Find out inside.