The History Department at the University of Centrum Kath Series

Welcome to the universe after we finally conquer the urge to blow it all up. It's the sort of utopia we all dream of. Well almost, if it contained a probability calculator and teams of well-meaning assistants and assassins. Even a universe at peace is still a dangerous place. Physics Professor Antino Klept is missing. His latest experiment may put the Andromeda and Milky Way galaxies on a collision course (currently a 38.2% probability). Meanwhile a primitive planet in contact quarantine has started using advanced comms technology. Not what we expect from a planet with only a medieval civilization. Allor found a crashed spaceship a long time ago. It has taken him years to understand just a fraction of the technology he recovered. But his persistence has paid off. He heals the sick with alien technology. He flies across the sky as if by magic. He even has an interstellar drive but believes it is a weapon. Allor is on the cusp of uniting Earth Seven under his rule. But the cost could be high. How many would you kill to end all war? Rookie Field Historian Koven Modi is sent to Earth Seven to investigate. Koven isn't the best person for the job. He's the only one left. Everyone else is looking for Prof. Klept. Will Koven recover the lost technology? Can Allor stop him and finally end centuries of war? Earth Seven is available until your planet self-destructs. (currently a 63.82% probability)

Mechs are killing all life in the miniverse next door.  The survivors of Good and Evil from the Final War are fleeing back into our universe.  Can Koven Modi and Rusa save them from Mech destruction?  Can they save us from a Mech fleet invading our universe.  Can Koven save himself?  Will he ever get laid again?  The election campaign for the Chancellor position at the University of Centrum Kath is in full swing. Jugglers, Interior Designers, Musicians, Actors, all sorts join the thousands of candidates. There might even be one or two qualified people too. 'It's Morning in the Universe' versus 'Make the Universe Great Again' battle it out with 'I Bring the Revolution' for best campaign advert.  Will Earth Five (our planet) self-destruct and screw up the Sociology Departments budget? Professor Trill is desperate to avoid a prorated custodial payment. He's already spent more than that.  Meet Hong, a young woman from North Korea who has a special ability, she can hit far away objects with smalls pieces of metal propelled from tubes at a high velocity. She arrived in Orlando with one million dollars in counterfeit currency. Will she become the hero of her nation? Or will she be chained to a NK missile and blasted out over the Sea of Japan?  Why is Vegemite so important to the universe?  'A wild ride of a story' said someone who reviewed the outline before I started writing.  If you've ever wondered just how things work out among the stars read 'The Finite Void'.  As always, there is a money back guarantee if your planet self-destructs before you read my story.

…it seemed like a good idea …the end Is near(er) Things go from bad to worse quickly at the University of Centrum Kath. Will Physics Professor Klept and his dog be found before he crashes the Andromeda and Milky Way Galaxies into one another? Residents of both galaxies are in a panic.   Welcome to Aphroditto, the largest virtual reality pleasure center in existence. It's wildly popular and discrete. Once you leave Aphroditto, it's like you were never there. Problem is some customers don't remember their time in the Puppy Room. And they certainly don't remember doing that! Bad puppy. Something is going very wrong.   Koven Modi has a simple mission. Deliver a guitar to a delinquent kid to help them become a musical phenomenon. But it's on Infelos Neso, a planet known for two things: orange toxic air and Aphroditto. Oh dear. And Tanit still won't answer any of his comms. Can Koven overcome himself enough to win her back? Remember Rusa?  She is beginning to understand her self-awareness. The border between code and consciousness is fading for her. Do her calculations equate to human emotions? From inside the Finite Void, the first battered spaceship re-emerges. What in the heck does that mean? The University of Centrum Kath loves you.  XOXOXO Book Two, double the satire. Get Mortuis Luna now.

The Klept Emergency scared everyone… …the universe demanded an elected Chancellor at the University of Centrum Kath, the largest repository of learning and knowledge in the universe. …but an actor? …with no experience? …that may be mentally unstable? Welcome to the fight for control of civilization out among the stars. Deconstruction examines the question: is there a measurable difference between incompetence and idiocy?   Then there is the Declaration of Sentience.  …androids across the universe declared their emancipation. Can they survive the forces of hatred and prejudice rising against them?   Koven Modi gets his first assassination mission. Can he save the life of the greatest living writer? …or will it be another of his failures? Get DECONSTRUCTION before your planet self-destructs. (now a 71.27% probability)

The eighth version of the universe destroyed itself...so did all the rest. Welcome to the 1,143rd iteration.  A mining android found a rock that defied chemical analysis out in the Molliere Rings at the edge of the Finite Void. Contained deep inside of the rock was the orb.   It contains the complete history of the eighth universe. The Android Republic intends to give the orb to the University of Centrum Kath to establish diplomatic relations. But when Pete and Wazzit find out it is the most valuable artifact in the universe welll.....   ....thieves will be thieves.   Can our simple minded thieves pull off the greatest heist in history? Or will they have to settle with their new real estate scam? A famine rages on Earth Seven due to the Sociology Department's memory wipe of the planet. But now things have changed and Koven Modi is sent with Historians and Sociologist to save as many as possible. . Can Koven finally live up to his potential?   Will Allor forgive the sociologists?   How can Rusa help? The rouge android Zero is still plotting against them all.  He wants Rusa and Koven dead and decommissioned and will stop at nothing.   Then he will focus on the enhanced human ambassador from the Android Republic.  Dru must also die. Get The Present before your planet self-destructs (now a 71.27% probability)

Welcome to life in the universe after we finally conquer the urge to blow it all up. It's the sort of utopia we all dream of. Almost, if it was run with the help of a probability calculator and teams of well-meaning assistants/assassins. Maintaining utopia is a very dangerous job. Koven Modi is a first year field historian. He's avoided dangerous missions so far thanks to Professor Wingut, the man who accidentally saved the universe a long time ago. Wingut attended university with Koven's mother, Indira and has had a secret crush on her since they met. A lack of danger suits Koven just fine. He's a slacker and has been known to freeze in a crisis. But a planet in contact quarantine with a medieval civilization has unexpectedly started using advanced comms technology. Due to the Klept crisis Koven gets his first dangerous mission. Allor is on the cusp of bringing all of Earth Seven under his rule. As a child he was a thief. Now he heals the sick with alien technology He flies across the sky as if by magic. He even has an interstellar drive system but believes it is a weapon. How many would you kill to end all war and bring peace to your planet? His mother has created a religion to worship him. Koven Modi is sent to Earth Seven to investigate. Koven isn't the best person for the job. He's the only one left. Everyone else is looking for Prof. Klept and his dog. If you enjoy satire on a science fiction canvas join thousands of your species and follow Koven and Wingut on their misadventures. A Partial History of the Universe - Earth Seven, Mortuis Luna, The Finite Void, The History Department Trilogy, an accidental trifecta. Get A Partial History now before your planet self-destructs (currently a 63.82% probability)  

The end of the universe will not be an accident. It wasn't last time either. Or the time before. Always the same destination…an extinction event Can we finally break the cycle? Or are we stuck in a simulation? A Prequel - No Experience Necessary   Mathematics professor Chu is in love with professor Kassman. He made a drunken claim that the central tendency of the universe suggested they kiss again. The nonsensical argument that followed resulted in ... ...a breakthrough mathematical model... ...and a weapon. This is a history of that weapon.   They are the Goodness Empire... ...they control 80% of the universe. Don't let the name fool you. It is an empire built on conquest and slavery. Five former enemies now navigate a bumpy new era of cooperation. Chiro is First Minister and head of the largest faction. He is a ruthless leader and 80% is not enough for him. Scientists are about to give him the weapon he needs to destroy the rebellion in the outer spiral arms.   Elaine McGee is a teacher in a slump. Dark clouds follow her everywhere. So she's making changes. She's broken up with her lying, cheating boyfriend and quit smoking for a start. She's in a tent out in the woods making a plan to turn her life around. A weekend of fresh air and fresh starts. Then the spaceship arrived. Welcome to the war, Earthling.   RESET Behind the matter/anti-matter barrier it is just another quantum physics experiment. Remove the barrier and it will destroy the universe. An extinction event is coming. Can the most improbable team ever assembled stop the end of everything?   What should you do? Use all your vacation and call your mother. THE FINAL WAR HAS BEGUN.