The almighty GWAR have returned to destroy puny humans with their 15th studio album, “The New Dark Ages.” Do the Scumdogs of the Universe deliver the vulgar goods with stories of their epic battles within the Duoverse of Absurdity, or leave much to be desired by pathetic mankind?   Find out what Matt and Zach think in Epic Footnote Productions’ “2 Minutes to Review,” a podcast that’s part album review and part competition. In each episode, both hosts are given two minutes each to review a newly released album or a classic record they’re revisiting. Whoever gives the longest review in under two minutes wins.   Available to stream on any platform found here: https://linktr.ee/epicfootnote!    Sponsored by:   - Lucky 13 Beard Co.: head over to https://lucky13beardco.com/ and listen to this episode for a special code that will give you 10% OFF your order of quality, made-to-order beard care products! And also try our VERY OWN beard oil inspired by the legendary Lemmy Kilmister: https://lucky13beardco.com/products/1oz-beard-oil-lemmy    - Rootless Coffee Co.: head over to https://rootlesscoffee.com/ and listen to this episode for a special code that will give you 15% OFF your order of coffee blends that break free from boring.    #GWAR #TheNewDarkAges #AlbumReview #NewMusic #NewAlbum #GWARInTheDuoverseOfAbsurdity #ScumdogsOfTheUniverse #ShockRock #ShockMetal #Metal #HeavyMetal #HardRock #Oderus #OderusUrungus #Blothar #BalsacTheJawsOfDeath #Balsac #TheJawsOfDeath #JizmakDaGusha #PustulusMaximus #BeefcakeTheMighty #SawborgDestructo #Bonesnapper #NewDarkAge #BloodLibel #BerserkerMode #MotherFuckingLiar #UntoTheBreach #CompletelyFucked #TheCutter #RiseAgain #TheBeastWillEatItself #TheVenomOfThePlatypus #Ratcatcher #BoredToDeath #DeathWhistleSuite #TempleAscent #StarvingGods #DeusExMonstrum