Valley of Green Gold - Episode 57 - Surf's Up

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Valley of Green Gold - Episode 57 - Surf's Up

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Apr 17, 2024

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When Clubhead follows a mysterious rodent, he encounters six reasons you should never split the party. But what happens next will have you hanging ten!

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Apr 17, 2024

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Join the heroic Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade on their quest to save a city from eternal damnation! The Rated RPG Podcast gathers five midwestern entertainers who share decades of friendship and a love of Dungeons & Dragons. We welcome you into our Dungeons & Dragons escape pod, and hope you enjoy your time with us.

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Episode 24 - M.I.L.K.: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade closes in on the evil matriarch of the Vanthampur family (Thalamra Vanthampur) in the sewers under their family's villa. When they find her, will she be knitting an afghan? Making her famous chili? Doing a Sudoku while su... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 45 - Exorcise Class: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has failed upward for over forty episodes, but now they're down to the wire to save Koslo from the fatal results of mummy rot. They think they've got one last shot, but only if they can perform a real quick exorcism. Shou... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 19 - Villa Takeover: In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade decides to move right into the Vanthampur's villa. Unfortunately, there's the matter of the current occupants... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 21 - Wimpy Shrimpy and Mommy: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has flexed all over the Vanthampur's villa - but have yet to locate the remaining Vanthampur brother (who is, as we've been told, wimpy AND shrimpy) and his mommy. As the search continues, are they walking into a trap? Ar... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 38 - Rayce Against Time: The thing about mummy rot is that once you catch it, your clock starts ticking. Your hit point maximum drops daily, and you can't regain hit points until the curse is removed and the disease is cured. The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is in hell, a place ... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 25 - Barjrum, a Very Good Boy: Every great team has an unsung member. In the case of the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade, that member is Barjrum, the Mastiff. He's not just Glubjeg's pet, he's the unofficial mascot of the GPB. He's been with them longer than Reya Mantlemorn, and he holds... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 52 - With Special Guest Coldplay: Led by the memories of their hollyphant guide, Lulu, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade arrives at Haruman's Hill to find gruesome reminders that they're still in hell. This episode also features a very personal diversion featuring British rock band, Coldp... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 47 - Bless This Mess: Finally on the surface of Avernus, The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is healed up, leveled-up, and heading to Fort Knucklebone. According to their hollyphant guide, Lulu, the party can find some help there in locating Zariel's legendary sword. But, what t... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 29 -Last Train to Hell: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has accomplished so much, but there is more to be done!They catch a ride to Hell, hoping to save the city of Elturel. Or, at the very least, pee in the mouth of evil a little bit. by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 43 - Wackadoodle Stroganoff: Wackadoodle Stroganoff 1 bugbear ranger1 diseased, slowly dying druid1 fire genasi artificer (and his wrench)1 smart-mouthed halfling1 definitely evil shield1 hollyphant1 undead necromancer various devils, demons, and undead to tasteMix all ingredie... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 42 - Hit the Deck!: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their search for Ulder Ravenguard, the Grand Duke of Elturel. Not only can he help them in their quest to save the city of Elturel from eternal damnation, but he's likely their only hope to cure Koslo of his mum... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 18 - Murder Hornets: In the midst of combat, inside the Vanthampur's villa, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade seems to have the upper hand. But, it's always the little things that go unnoticed which are the biggest threat. by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 66 - A Hag’s Home is Her Hovel: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have found themselves working home security for a hag named Red Ruth - but things have been a bit dicey since some undead creatures showed up looking for trouble.. If the GPB can defend this fetid fort, the hag has promis... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 48 - Do the Mickey!: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their campaign to win the hearts and minds of the residents of Fort Knuckebone. It's a dangerous gambit, because violence seems to be the only language most of them understand - but if they play their cards righ... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 32 - P.I.T.M.O.E: Journeying through the damned town of Elturel, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have picked up a few more battle scars (and a few non-combatant townies in need of saving). In need of a rest, they'll need to patch up their wounds and fill their bladders i... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 40 - Stone Chicken Pilots: Rayce the Roaster may be out of danger, but with Koslo Ferngrove still afflicted with mummy rot, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade pushes onward to a creepy mausoleum in search of help for the ailing druid. Mummy rot prohibits you from gaining hit points,... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 61 - Welcome to Jur-Rayce-ic Park: "Our halfling was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should." In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade gets tactical and attempts to throw down on an Avernus warlord and his army of hobgoblin mi... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 55 - My Dear Sweet Reginald: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade wakes from slumbering in Deomond's Tiny, Sexy Hut of Mischief (or whatever it's called today) to find themselves in the middle of The Wandering Emporium. It's here that the meet Sir Reginald Hamstone, who is in a bit of a... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 39 - Rayce Gets Lucky: Koslo faces a difficult choice in this episode, and his decision will affect the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade in the days to come. The party continues onward in search of Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard, and the centerpiece of bawdry puns takes to the field o... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Episode 70 - Loose Ends and Good Deeds: The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade may be in the midst of some questionable choices, but who has time for self-examination these days? The guys keep their eyes on the prize (saving Elturel and scoring a sweet Baldur's Gate mansion) as they wrap up some loo... by Rated RPG Podcast
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Valley of Green Gold - Episode 57 - Surf's Up

Valley of Green Gold - Episode 57 - Surf's Up

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