There are way too many issues with airplanes as of late. Just this past week:

Boeing says it can't find documents on the door plug that blew off mid-air on the Alaska Airlines.
Alaska Airlines flight carrying pets arrives with cargo door open.
Indonesian flight strays off course after both pilots fell asleep.
United flight from San Francisco to Japan diverted after tire falls off during takeoff.

Two Ohio women propped up a man’s corpse in their vehicle and withdrew money from the dead man’s bank account - Weekend at Bernie's in real life!
8% of Americans think they could win in a fight against a lion, an elephant, and a gorilla.
Update on a story from last week: Long Island vegan bakery under investigation for allegedly trying to pass off Dunkin’ doughnuts as its own.
Colorado Bureau of Investigation found Yvonne Woods manipulated data in hundreds of cases over decades
Mo Hasan had 17 career pass attempts and never made a start, but the former Vanderbilt quarterback said the Italian mob knew enough about him to offer $300,000 to fix college football games.
Some Chiefs, Dolphins fans who attended record-cold playoff game now need amputations.
Russell Wilson is headed to the Steelers - Is the Russ deal the worst deal in Broncos history?