Ain't it strange ($20)? | Verne's desire for God | Equating value with tangibility | Fake compliments | Laney Rene - He is a loving Father | Love Your Neighbor: Mary wants to send Sue to the ark | Good News: Her son prayed while choking | Kank sounds bald | If you feel unqualified | Unwritten rules of customer service | Joy Report: Becky's family reunion | Be kind, even at closing.