Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where I repeatedly tried telling the Big Box hardware store that the lawn mower waiting for pickup was not my lawn mower. But they wouldn’t take no for an answer. You will come in when this Warehouse opens You better open this dang door Sure, keep planning my hours instead of listening. try to make fake rules against me ? let me play your game my way Doctor demands I make a machine go faster so I yell at it to go faster. Guy hears a friend and I talking about Ireland, and speaks condescendingly to me, telling me he's going to "school" me about Ireland. Gets knocked off his pedestal when I speak to him in Irish and he can't speak Irish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.