This week two beautiful immaculate women judge a book by its MFing cover and rate perfumes according to their outsides. Listen along as our little aesthetes share the frags they bought just for the bottle and discuss whether the juice inside stacks up. The GuGu dolls review a Patti LaBelle perfume, ponder a desexualized scent, sniff a frag that smells like Fun Stripe gum, and reveal an iconic Billy Madison bottle. All that plus Chloe's indecent Uber proposal, Maddie's run-in with a pre-Instagram reality star and an answer to the eternal question: are perfume bottles just vaginas by another name?Fragrances Discussed:Mugler AlienOpium by Yves Saint LaurentPaloma PicassoAromatics Elixir by CliniqueCK One by Calvin KleinLaguna by Salvador DaliPink Sugar by AquolinaMugler AngelLolitaland by Lolita LempickaTihota by IndultVictoria Secret Bare VanillaNemat Vanilla MuskRelique D'Amour by Oriza L LegrandDrakkar NoirGrenade SolinotesAttaquer le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre D'OrangeJean Paul Gaultier La BelleAkro SmokeLamp Black by Fzotic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.