Break out your Pumptinis and GF vegan goat cheese balls (or whatever they'll be serving on The Valley aside from possibly-middling TV) - Vanderpump Rules is back, and yes, it's about Tom. And Tom. Sarah breaks down her highlights from the VPR premiere, whether or not Ariana can fully process her breakup while in a new relationship, what people are (possibly) getting wrong in comparing Lala's voice note to her boundaries over Rand, a likely-uncomfortable season for Schwartz (...hopefully?), and yes, Sandoval's constitutional right to annoy his neighbors (and the rest of the world). Sandoval ended the episode by bringing home baggage, which was certainly a window into this season's soul - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 503!Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalliJOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirlsFollow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:Israel Trauma Coalition: The Israel Trauma Coalition provides a holistic-collaborative approach that includes knowledge, tools and resources for optimal emergency preparedness, professional support, focused on the rapid recovery of the individual, community and strengthening national resilience. https://israeltraumacoalition.org/en/Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/Read "Jews Don't Count" by David Baddiel: https://www.amazon.com/Jews-Dont-Count-David-Baddiel/dp/000853019X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=318585KUJHCEG&keywords=jews+don%27t+count&qid=1697147929&sprefix=jews+dont+count%2Caps%2C105&sr=8-1Read "A Left That Refuses to Condemn Mass Murder is Doomed" by Eric Levitz/New York Magazine: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/10/a-left-that-refuses-to-condemn-mass-murder-is-doomed.htmlOur Sponsors:* Check out Drizly: https://drizly.com* Check out HomeThreads.com/ANDYSGIRLS to get a code for 15% off your first order!* Check out Quince and use my code andysgirls for a great deal: https://www.quince.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy