On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts, we return to 1990, where in the aftermath of the 1990 Royal Rumble, Hulk Hogan needs to know what kind of man Ultimate Warrior is, and on God, if Warrior is a demon, Hogan will strike him down, Biblical-style. Warrior is only moderately more coherent in response. Also on this episode we have malfunctions at the junction on Saturday Night's Main Event, Vince McMahon despising Jesse Ventura, Big Boss Man having standards for a crooked cop, David rating Austin's Hulk Hogan impressions, an EXTREMELY long conversation about the implications of God being a Hulk Hogan fan, and more. Won't you join us?