On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, it's Austin's birthday, and we're celebrating by going back to the wild wild west that was 2005 Smackdown. Today, we learned that in the ever-escalating insanity that is Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio is the one who suggests that they have a ladder match for the custody of Dominick. No wonder a social worker puts Dominick in foster care. We also have Batista cutting promos only in catch phrases, William Regal being offended by The Worm, KAMALA, more MNM shenanigans, SIMON DEAN, and an analysis of the legal issues at play in the Rey/Eddie storyline with the help of David's partner who is a lawyer and thinks wrestling is stupid. She may have a point. Won't you join us?