We're back; class-action lawsuits; Hertz ditching TVs; SEC approves Bitcoin ETFs but does not endorse Bitcoin; ChatGPT store, auto implementations; a pink-slip tsunami: Unity, NASA, Duolingo, Amazon, Audible, Twitch, Pixar, Humane, Google, oh my; Happiest Season; Family Switch; Barbie; Trevor Noah; Dave Chappelle; the Killer; Mission Impossible; food documentaries; the Traitors; Reacher; Monarch: Legacy of Monsters; upcoming shows; Audacity files for bankruptcy; Tom Lehrer; Squaresapce; SetApp; iPhone 15 Plus; Fantasy Hike; Instagram post-holiday ads; Apple Vision Pro; MouthPad; shaving & Apple Watch Ultra updates; hacked Nutrunners; public transport; Canadian right to privacy, even for thieves.Sponsors:1Password - Get a great deal on the only password manager recommended by Grumpy Old Geeks! gog.show/1passwordPrivate Internet Access - Go to GOG.Show/vpn and sign up today. For a limited time only, you can get OUR favorite VPN for as little as $2.03 a month.Show notes at https://gog.show/631 FOLLOW UPEsposito et al. v. Cellco Partnership d/b/a Verizon WirelessRental giant Hertz replacing Teslas with gasoline carseBay Sent Critics a Bloody Pig Mask. Now It’s Paying a $3 Million FineIN THE NEWSSEC approves bitcoin ETFs (for real this time)ChatGPT maker OpenAI launches GPT Store and a subscription tier for teamsA Volkswagen with ChatGPT told me a story about dinosaurs at CES 2024Amazon and BMW are replacing the driver's manual with AIUnity to lay off another 1,800 employees, representing 25% of its workforceLayoffs Loom at NASA After Termination of Over 100 Contractors Amid Mars Budget ConstraintsDuolingo cuts 10% of its contractor workforce as the company embraces AIAmazon is laying off ‘several hundred’ employees at Prime Video and MGM StudiosAmazon-owned Audible lays off 5% of staffTwitch is laying off 35 percent of its workforceAs Disney pushes toward streaming profitability, Pixar to undergo layoffs in 2024Humane lays off staff before its 'Ai Pin' begins shippingGoogle lays off “hundreds” more employees, strips Google Assistant featuresThousands of Software Engineers Say the Job Market Is Getting Much WorseMEDIA CANDYHappiest SeasonFamily SwitchBarbieObliteratedTrevor Noah: Where Was I?Dave Chappelle: The DreamerRicky Gervais: ArmageddonThe KillerMISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING, PART ONEHigh on the Hog: How African American Cuisine Transformed AmericaYou Are What You Eat: A Twin ExperimentThe Traitors UK Season 2The Traitors US Season 2Fargo Season 5Reacher Season 2Monarch: Legacy of MonstersHalo Season 2 trailer promises a live-action "Fall of Reach"‘Slow Horses’ Rides to Season 5 Renewal at AppleThe Last Season of Stranger Things Has Finally Begun ProductionNetflix’s sci-fi adaptation 3 Body Problem finally gets a full-sized trailerBroadcaster Audacy Files for Bankruptcy After Deal to Slash DebtSongs and Lyrics by Tom LehrerTom Lehrer at 90: a life of scientific satireAPPS & DOODADSThe King of Vogue - Dashaun WesleySetApp - Dozens of apps. One subscription. $9.99An iPhone Fell From Alaska Airlines Flight 1282 and Survived UnscathedMagSafe Charger Stand, Anker 3-in-1 Cube with MagSafe, 15W Max Fast Charging Stand, Foldable Wireless Charger for iPhone 15/14/13 Series, Apple Watch S1-8/Ultra, AirPods (30W USB-C Charger Included)Play background sounds on iPhone to mask environmental noiseFantasy HikeThe ConquerorJob Town ToolsSandbox VRLearn more about Apple Vision ProSamsung debuts the world's first transparent MicroLED screen at CES 2024MouthPad turns your tongue into a mouse for your phoneGoogle Just Disabled Cookies for 30 Million Chrome Users. Here’s How to Tell If You’re One of Them.Chrome Users Now Worth 30% Less Money Thanks to Google's Cookie Killing, Ad Firm SaysUsing the 2003 Nikon Super Coolscan 5000 ED to Digitize Film in 2023THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVEThe CyberWireDave BittnerHacking HumansCaveatControl LoopHow to Turn Your iPhone Screen RedHackers can infect network-connected wrenches to install ransomwareWave o