The woman who flashed the cameras during ESPN's broadcast of the Sugar Bowl has been offered up to $100k for a webcam show. If I flashed the cameras, it wouldn't end the same.
A study says people who love grilled cheese tend to have more sex. NOTE TO SELF: after the show, make a grilled cheese sandwich.
A pastor is accused of shoving a McDonald's worker's head in the deep fryer. I hope they changed the oil!
Sniffing a woman's tears reduces male aggression by 44%. Please don't go around asking to sniff people's faces.
A Japanese blew up his house trying to kill one cockroach. - This makes sense.