Get ready for an enlightening journey into biblical absurdity as we tackle Isaiah chapter 38, delving into the soap opera-like drama of King Hezekiah's mysterious illness and miraculous recovery. Buckle up as we discuss divine decrees, teary-eyed prayers, and godly signs involving a sundial doing the time warp. Our skeptical hosts break down the story of Hezekiah pleading with God for a longer lifespan. Spoiler alert - it seems God is susceptible to some good old fashioned begging and flattery, as he graciously adds a whopping 15 years to Hezekiah's life. We then wade into the murky waters of toxic positivity, questioning the wisdom of finding a silver lining in debilitating illness and questioning if it's all part of God's master plan.The second part of our episode sees us dissecting the symbolism of a poultice of figs, supposedly a testament to God's power. Brace yourself for a thorough debunking as we expose the absurdity of this miraculous healing method. As always, we keep the conversation grounded with our sharp wit and humorous take on these biblical narratives.Stay tuned for our weekend Q&A and Patreon exclusive episodes. Be warned though - we're about to take on the rest of the Book of Isaiah, so brace yourselves for more implausible miracles, contradictory decrees, and divine melodrama.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Acast+ https://plus.acast.com/s/6331d364470c7900137bb57dThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/Help support us by subscribing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse.

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