? CHIP IN TO OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ARationalFear? SUBSCRIBE TO OUR EMAIL LIST: http://www.arationalfear.com/? BUY OUR MERCH HEREG'day Fearmongers —Ross Noble from The Ross Noble Podcast joins us from hotel quarantine in Perth for his A Rational Fear debut. As a result the podcast this week is about double the usual length, with double the jokes. Also joining Lewis and I is long time fearmonger Alice Fraser who managed to fit us in her gruelling 15 podcasts a day schedule.On the menu this week:Sea Snakes are having sex with scuba divers.OnlyFans going back on their prudish promises.The AFP's April Fools Joke gone wrong.The ACT and NSW government are fighting over poo.Disrupting the two-party system in Australia to get meaningful climate legislation at the next election with Simon Holmes à Court. He pops in to tells us about his Climate 200 campaign. It'sWe have also have new “Hellsong” A Rational Gear in our RedBubble store:Be sure to buy one before we go to hell, or court, or jail. Who knows? Maybe you'll be allowed to travel to Mexico if you wear it in your DFAT meeting.CheersDan IlicPOST A REVIEW TO WIN A SHIRT:If you enjoy our little show please grab your friend's phone and subscribe them up to it, and give us a 5 star review in the Apple Podcasts store. Use the code word “Poo fight” in your review to win an A Rational Fear T-shirt.PATREON ?:If you enjoy our podcast, emails and important climate change conversations, chip in here like a good sovereign citizen. We want to raise enough money so we can start to make a high quality video each month – to fight the good fight. As the Australian election is coming up very soon, it'd be great to make more #AusPol LOLS and investigations.  www.patreon.com/arationalfear ? CHIP IN TO OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ARationalFear? SUBSCRIBE TO OUR EMAIL LIST: http://www.arationalfear.com/? BUY OUR MERCH HEREBertha Announcement  0:00  This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation.Dan Ilic  0:04  Good evening, Lewis. Hello, Daniel. How are you? I'm good. I was doing some work for the show this week and I discovered a list about podcasts. And we are in the top 100 podcasts in Australia.Lewis Hobba  0:18  I would love to know what the title of that list is. We just wish were a little bit better.Dan Ilic  0:26  Can you guess what number we were on this list?Lewis Hobba  0:29  I mean, out of 100 I we were we in the nervous 90s? Yes. Schedule just scraped inDan Ilic  0:40  97. We had 97 on this 197Lewis Hobba  0:45  everything rides on this podcast. If it's good, we could be you know, getting down to number one, if it fucks up. And this is to our beautiful guests about to join us if you fucked this up. To 100 we will come for you.Dan Ilic  0:58  Hey, I've got a new idea for our Patreon members, I thought the next 10 Patreon members who gave us 50 bucks a month I've got this thing for the election that I'd like to do, which would be to put up plaques around the seat of cook saying on this spot during a national crisis. Scott Morrison did nothing. And I just we just really wonderful to have these plaques going much like the plaque we put out the front of engadine McDonald's commemorates Scott Morrison pulling his pants at the 2003 subarray Grand Final. But this one I thought, well, if someone gives us 50 bucks, we'll put their name on it as well to dedicate it to them.Lewis Hobba  1:32  If someone gives us $50,000 Can we do a marble statue of just a man doing nothing? In a Hawaiian shirt? dropping a hose? Yes, yes, we'll put it we'll put it upDan Ilic  1:42  in Sutherland Shire, so everyone can go and pay homage to it. So that's it for Patreon, head over to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear and drop us 50 bucks and we'll put your name on a plaque too. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land in the eora nation sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the showUnknown Speaker  2:01  on rational fear contains naughty words