Henry & Marcus are joined by the lizard-man himself (Co-Host of Wizard and The Bruiser & Page 7) Holden McNeely - to break down this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news starting off with the world's dumbest bank robber caught AGAIN in Alaska, the 77-year-old Florida man caught planning to sell misbranded erectile dysfunction drugs to a popular retirement community, Texas man blows cash on Super Bowl / World Series before setting truck on fire and faking ‘disappearance’, Colorado funeral home under investigation after 115 bodies found after neighbors report foul odor, the “catch an alien on your Ring Cam" psyop conspiracy, phallic flavored potato chips, spooky listener stories, Hero of the Week, and MORE! (Holdenators Hoooooo!)