Kids are back in school, and I may have a new career path.A supermarket in Austria had to shutdown due to a Brazilian Wandering spider being on the loose. Its bite causes extreme pain throughout the body, high blood pressure, and painful erections. A man stuffed 14 snakes down his pants and tried to get through customs. Trailer for Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge was released.What iconic story from our childhood will take a sharp turn and be made into a twisted movie? I give you an idea. And Denver Broncos fans need to settle down after the first game of the preseason. No need to panic… unless they don't fix the offensive line. Then there's plenty of room to panic!