Mark Schlereth, 3 time Super Bowl champion/former Denver Bronco/analyst for FOX Sports/host for Denversports.com… Is like Jake Gyllenhaal and can’t quit me. That comparison sounds a lot more graphic than the truth of the story.Dolly Parton was promoting her rock album, RockStar, when she said she’d prefer to die on stage.Chelsea Gotta of Pella, Iowa - found that $25k treasure in Utah that we talked about last week. They way she said she found wasn't as funny as they way I hope she found it.Police may have found new evidence in the Tupac Shakur murder case from back in 1996.Rapid Fire through the meaningless headlines:I was a weak priest until a madwoman attacked me at the altar— now I'm the 'Hulk'Thousands of infamous 'penis fish' wash ashore after heavy stormsI went to a birthday dinner — and fought over splitting the $4.6K billI was fired for TikToking on the job — now I earn six figures as a life coach‘Human-sized’ bat terrifies social media users: ‘So scared’Enormous, 'highly venomous' sea snake washes up on foreign beach, terrifying localsI'm a mortician — here's what we do with breast implants after someone diesI have a foolproof way to get free drinks from men: 'Definitely a little f - - ked up'I’m a toe-wrestling world champ — I had my toenails removed to compete