Cadbury and Subway are teaming up in the UK to giveaway a limited amount of a special sub. It's a sub filled with melted Cadbury eggs. It basically looks like a bad decision.Also, the Easter Bunny is a disgusting lie. I mean, really disgusting. This a great time to remind listeners that this podcast isn't made for children. A pilot in South Africa was forced to make an emergency landing after he discovered a cape cobra curled up at his feet. Snakes and spiders have no place in a plane or car. If one makes it into my vehicle, I may just burn it to the ground. DIA is ranked third in the world for busiest airport. With that knowledge, you better be ready to go through security and backup the line.A man was beaten with a frozen fish. Great, now I'm going to have nightmares about the Gorton fisherman. But I am hungry for fish sticks.An 18-year-old girl in India had to undergo emergency surgery after swallowing her cell phone during a fight with her brother. Who thinks away to win an argument is to swallow a phone?!