I have two stories of why you should fear the ocean: a women being impaled by a sailfish, and a rattlesnakes who like to swim. Thanks to former Pittsburgh Steeler, Chad Brown for contributing to the snake conversation.Also, why is Dr. Pimple Popper on Shark Week?Scientists are fighting the battle against baldness - which is ridiculous.What should you do with a dead wolf spider? Scientists are using them to lift things. It's basically the beginning of the robo-spider revolution.And my cat is gross and we are going to start toilet training him.