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Ep. 558 | Hulu's Virgin Island | Learning from Bo Nix | Random facts: A McDonald's employee in Booval, a suburb of Brisbane, Australia, dried her mop under the heat lamp... over the fries! Hulu, a Disney owned company, is coming out with a show called ‘Virgin Island’. I explain what can go wrong. Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix explains how he’s going all-in on his job. And what we can take away from that to use in our own lives. Random facts: Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people's opinions. You would need to wrap yourself in bubble wrap 39 times in order to survive a fall from six floors up. The Michelin of ‘Michelin starred’ restaurants is the same Michelin that makes tyres. They started producing the guide - and reviewing restaurants - in order to encourage people to drive more. William Morton, the father of anesthesia, first experimented on himself but kept falling asleep before he could describe the results. I give you a list of bizarre/dumb Guinness World records. by DeHuff Uncensored

48 min listen

Ep. 557 | Man banged a car | NFL comes out of the stone age: A man in South Korea was caught making out and fingering a woman's pink wrapped Tesla. Cars are attractive, which reminded me of when I recorded a commercial for an adult themed vehicle (Hyundai Whore is not a real car) The woman who married a Victorian soldier ghost named Edwardo, then divorced him, now 'adopted' a possessed clown doll. Competitive eating legend Kobayashi retired, he says he no longer feels hungry. Which was revealed in the “Hack Your Health: The Secrets of Your Gut” documentary on Netflix. The NFL plans to trial an electronic system for measuring first downs during preseason games. Leftovers from the Hersey's false advertising lawsuit. by DeHuff Uncensored

35 min listen

Ep. 556 | Kyle - the name of failure | De-sexualizing women's breasts: Hershey faces a $5 million lawsuit over missing designs on Reese's candies from disappointed consumers. Postal worker in Ohio was caught racing a Mustang in a USPS van, hitting 105 mph in a 60 mph zone. Vermont University gave a cat an honorary degree for some dumb reason. 706 people named Kyle failed at attempting to achieve a Guinness World record in Texas. Flights to Berlin are about to skyrocket after allowing women to go topless at pools. Would it be possible to de-sexualize women’s breasts? by DeHuff Uncensored

40 min listen

Ep. 555 | Mark Schlereth talks Bo Nix, OnlyFans, bad food, ghosts, and more: I traveled to the 104.3 The Fan studios to sit down with 3 time Super Bowl champion, former Denver Bronco, podcaster, and radio host - Mark Schlereth! I caught Mark up on the latest current events like the OnlyFans model who shut down the New York - Dublin portal. Why a diet filled with variety is good for your mental health, unless it's an amputated leg. The awkwardness of attending an orgy. His thoughts on the Denver broncos new QB, Bo Nix. Mark shared a ghost story from his college days. And what made the Schlereth and Evans show so good back in day. by DeHuff Uncensored

62 min listen

Ep. 554 | Lil' Wayne took jab at Jokic | APPLE has your dirty pics: The latest Apple update iOS 17.5 is causing long-sense deleted photos to pop back up on users' photos. Lil' Wayne doesn't like the way Nikola Jokic looks when he plays. Mega Millions winner sued by family for not sharing $1.35B prize. NFL teams announced their 2024 regular season schedules via video on social media.... and the Denver Broncos may have had the worst one, and it included Lewis Hamilton. The Mailbag is jam packed!! I believe everything I read. What is the worst place to poop in public that's a designated bathroom? Unheard funny stories from my time working with Mark Schlereth and Mike Evans at 104.3 The Fan. Is it just me or is t-ball miserable to watch I am crossing the games off the calendar.. Each x gives me joy. Holy shit it's hard to watch kids picking dandelions. Any truth to the rumors that you will be joining the Altitude morning show? Will Bo Nix be the savior for the Denver Broncos? by DeHuff Uncensored

52 min listen

Ep. 553 | No-sex olympics | Are you a psychopath | Fast-food inflation: Anti-sex' beds have arrived at the Paris Olympics. New research has found that people who commonly text and drive, as well as drivers with deliberately loud cars, are associated with psychopathic behavior. The mailbag asks me about the coolest things I’ve done thanks to the media. And the top celebrities I’ve met. Finance Buzz came out with an article that shows outrageous fast food inflation. by DeHuff Uncensored

44 min listen

Ep. 552 | OnlyFans model shutdown Dublin-New York portal | Miss USA drama: Misuse from an OnlyFans model and others leads to the temporary shutdown of the Dublin-New York portal. After Miss Teen USA stepped down, the runner-up says she doesn’t want the crown either. Another dumb Guiness World record - Man inserts 243 thumbtacks into a cork board in one minute. Red Lobster is closing a bunch of restaurants… close to 60. Including 3 here in Colorado. I explain how they could fix their business plan. Student Driver stickers are out of control. #listen #listenable #funnynews #podcast #news #food #foodie #OnlyFans #comedy #comedypodcast by DeHuff Uncensored

43 min listen

Ep. 551 | Nuggets refuse to give-up | Wedding interrupted by woman dressed as cat: A woman on a Southwest airlines flight decided to try and take a nap in the overhead bin. Would you skydive at 106 years old? Well, a man did that and broke a Guinness World record. Which reminded me of when I was a bull rider... for a day. A wedding was interrupted by a woman dressed as a cat, and I think that would have been a great thing to attend. There are roughly seven people in the world who look exactly like you and there is a 9 percent chance you will run into one of them in your lifetime. Mailbag: David - Has your opinion changed on who is most likely to win their respective series after this past weekend? The Dam Grill - When tying your shoelaces do you start with the right or left shoelace over the top? Keg - Colorado is the third most dangerous state in the U.S. Denver is cracking down on illegal street vendors - for a very good reason. by DeHuff Uncensored

44 min listen

Ep. 550 | Shaq disses Jokic | I hate camping: Nikola Jokic won his third MVP and Shaq disrespected the Joker on the air. Dublin and New York are now connected - via a visual bridge/portal. Plus, random facts from the listeners. Also, I hate camping. by DeHuff Uncensored

37 min listen

Ep. 549 | Colorado law with a major flaw | The new jacked-up workforce: I give you a list of Mother’s Day don’ts. Colorado’s new cell phone law has a major flaw. The “world’s largest” plant designed to suck planet-heating pollution out of the atmosphere like a giant vacuum began operating in Iceland. Jamal Murry didn’t get suspended… but was fined $100k. Avalanche beat the Stars in Dallas. The Broncos cut a QB. How has the workforce changed because of COVID? How much has 'woke culture' messed with it? by DeHuff Uncensored

39 min listen

Ep. 548 | Nuggets need to embrace the suck | Fake animals at China zoo: A zoo in China has been called out for painting dogs to make them look like panda bears. A grocery store in Texas broke a Guinness World Record by gathering more than 311,000 avocados into a single display. The Met Gala is going on… aka rich dicks wearing expensive and ridiculous clothes. A woman caused havoc in Boston after chaotically driving her car around town, then bursting through the gates at Fenway Park… and trying to drive on the field. The Denver Nuggets are getting worked over by the Minnesota Timberwolves. To make things worse, Jamal Murray made a childish mistake by throwing a heat pack onto the court during the game. by DeHuff Uncensored

37 min listen

Ep. 547 | Tom Brady got roasted | Don't trust a psychic: My weird weekend involved a poop smoothie and being bit in the sack. Tom Brady got roasted and couldn't handle it at first. TSA ound snakes in a dude's pants. Ohio had a string of found money. Would you turn in lost cash? A psychic lied about a man cheating on his girlfriend, so she broke up with him. And there's concern revolving around the Nuggets. by DeHuff Uncensored

38 min listen

Ep. 546 | Influencers are screwing the world and themselves: I had an awkward interaction with a solicitor. More than half of Gen Zers want to be full time influencers. Influencer jumps into the Brooklyn Half Marathon, then brags about pace.. Racers get furious!! Reddit: I accepted a free first-class upgrade and left my brother behind, my family is shunning me. No, Grandma, that's not Robert De Nero talking to you online. Emotional support alligator goes missing. Southwest Airlines is set to make some big changes. Will restaurants eventually lower their costs and upgrade their customer service? Who will be the Denver Broncos starting quarterback to start the season? by DeHuff Uncensored

43 min listen

Ep. 545 | Dwayne Johnson sucks | Stealing from work: A new trend for work from home employees is taking a vacation, not telling your boss, and still getting your job done. Asteroid hunters spot 27,500 overlooked near-Earth asteroids, which is more than were discovered by all of the world’s telescopes last year. Bark Air, a new luxury airline for dogs, will launch its first flights this month. Via Reddit: “I fessed up to cheating on my expenses and got fired — is this fair?” Dwayne Johnson has a problem with showing up to a movie set on time, and leaving his pee bottles everywhere. by DeHuff Uncensored

34 min listen

Ep. 544 | LeBron has no class | Smell like your food: In Florida, an 85-year-old victim alleges a prostitute carjacked him after sex. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered to watch man in an orange mask eat an entire jar of cheese balls. Kentucky Fried Chicken is now in the perfume business. A man is spending $400 a month on a billboard that is soliciting love. New condoms can be rolled on pre-erection — two hours before sex. What’s up with LeBron James not shaking hands after they got eliminated by the Nuggets? by DeHuff Uncensored

31 min listen

Ep. 543 | Time blindness - lazy excuse | NFL approves guardian caps for games: Harvard University says men should be masterbating more to combat cancer. You can buy jeans that look like you peed in them. A Pennsylvania priest spent $40K of church money on Candy Crush, Mario Kart, Pokémon Go, and slot machine apps. A TikToker claims ‘time blindness’ is a thing and she suffers from it - that’s why she’s late. The NFL will allow Guardian Caps on helmets during the regular season to help prevent concussions. Which leads to the conversation of do athletes need to wear helmets and pads? Could they be adding to the problem? I have some answers. by DeHuff Uncensored

40 min listen

FLASHBACK | Chad Brown's crazy snake stories: NFL legend and reptile king, Chad Brown shared some crazy snake stories from Indonesia. by DeHuff Uncensored

15 min listen

Ep. 542 | ChatGPT cuts out the BS | NFL draft: We used ChatGPT as our wedding planner — it saved us $5,000. Runner gulps down 25 glasses of wine during the London marathon: 'I was totally exhausted'. I have a foot-long penis — it's so monstrous, I was barred from yoga. Utahns reunited with pet cat they accidentally shipped with Amazon return. Milan poised to ban ice cream, pizza and more after midnight after new proposed law. NFL draft is here! by DeHuff Uncensored

30 min listen

Ep. 541 | Kanye the porn king | Messing with cows: According to TMZ, Kanye West is looking to start up a Yeezy Porn Studio. Reggie Bush got his Heisman trophy back! New research suggests that breeding dairy cows to fart less could cut down on greenhouse gasses. Scottish woman attacked by bear in Romania after trying to take a selfie with it. Things you definitely should prepare for: Singing the national anthem, going on a cooking show, and throwing out a first pitch. by DeHuff Uncensored

31 min listen

Ep. 540 | Lakers are babies | Naked DoorDash: A female DoorDash driver claims she was “penalized” by the food delivery company for refusing to drop off an order to a male nudist. Mom pulled out a samurai sword after an argument with neighbors over dog poop escalated. Medical workers in Australia ask bite victims to stop bringing snakes to hospitals. The Denver Broncos traded for Zach Wilson, a known MILF Hunter. Are the Lakers the biggest babies in pro sports? And how to deal with trolls. by DeHuff Uncensored

46 min listen

Ep. 539 | Movie trailers ruin movies | United let Rockies coach sit in cockpit: The FAA is investigating why a Colorado Rockies batting coach was allowed to sit in the cockpit during a flight to Canada. Caitlin Clark will be just fine. She’s about to ink a deal with Nike - 8 years, $28 million. NBC will display the heart rates of parents during the Olympics. PepsiCo recalls sugar-free Schweppes Ginger Ale for containing 'full sugar'. The trailer for Deadpool 3 with Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, was released! I just hope they reveal too many great scenes before the movie is out in theaters. Because movie trailers tend to ruin a good movie. And the Denver Broncos showed the world their new uniforms. I like them, but a lot of fans in Broncos Country, don’t. by DeHuff Uncensored

34 min listen

Ep. 538 | Workers who don't like to work | Weird items left in Ubers: What should you do when you see a disrespectful youth baseball coach? Red Lobster is about to be a thing of the past. Uber released their most unique items left behind. What’s the worst wedding gift ever? How about a paperweight made of glued toenails. When you don’t need to buy your friends a wedding gift. New Target worker complains how she’s forced to close the entire store by herself after the manager leaves: ‘Only been here 2 months’. TJ Maxx applicant in disbelief after learning of $12 minimum wage: 'Not taking that f--king job'. by DeHuff Uncensored

41 min listen

Ep. 537 | Why WNBA players don't make as much as NBA | Milking a sheep: Axe body spray calms down angry farm animals. Who the hell steals a goose? NASA confirms space station debris hit a Florida man's home. Fast walkers tend to not be as happy as slow walkers. The truth is in the numbers - Why players like Caitlin Clark don't make as much money as NBA players. A woman in Brazil wheeled in her dead uncle to a bank and tried to withdraw money. by DeHuff Uncensored

35 min listen

Ep. 536 | Women's sports uniforms are too sexual | AI and your boss: Team USA has a uniform issue for the women's track and field. They're very revealing. A man snapped his penis while he was sleeping. The world's first AI beauty pageant is right around the corner. New security cameras can open fire on potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds, with "ultra high precision." “Holistic health advocate Deepak Chopra, 77, is one of several people who have digitally “cloned” themselves to do their work for them. Chopra’s lifelike-AI fills in on Zoom calls”? by DeHuff Uncensored

37 min listen

Ep. 535 | NASA may look for Loch Ness Monster | Fart love: Connery DeHuff chimes in on some the stories today. Summer is here and I was blind sided by a mixture of beauty and the stench of evil. NASA called upon to assist in looking for Nessie… aka, the Lock Ness Monster, in Scotland! A high school student has reportedly been arrested after sending a fax pretending to be the principal resigning. Science says couples who fart together, are happier. The best store name in the world is in Japan! by DeHuff Uncensored

33 min listen

Ep. 534 | OJ Simpson died | I could be a CIA super agent: Alleged murderer, OJ Simpson died, and most people aren't saddened by the news. German art museum fires worker for hanging his own painting. The CIA wants to hire super-fit agents, and the requirements are nothing to be impressed by. The owner of a Kansas bakery is asking customers to eat their cookies carefully after she lost the $4,000 diamond from her ring in the dough.. A Polish priest is thrown in jail after he threw an orgy where a male prostitute died after he overdosed on erectile dysfunction pills. by DeHuff Uncensored

32 min listen

Ep. 533 | All balls - on TV: A Mexican TV news station accidentally showed testicles instead of pictures of the solar eclipse. AMC theaters Executive has regrets making the Dune 2 popcorn bucket. Actress Tori Spelling said she can only poop if her son is in the room. After two weeks of wear a pair of jeans will have grown a 1,000-strong colony of bacteria on the front, 1,500–2,500 on the back and 10,000 on the crotch. The average gym dumbbell has around 362 times more bacteria than a toilet seat. Multiple reasons to go on a road-trip. Another Boeing whistleblower came forward. How soon till he’s offed? by DeHuff Uncensored

46 min listen

Ep. 532 | Fear the monkey: Google searches for “eyes hurt” spiked in the United States during the solar eclipse. Scientists accidentally made a mouse grow legs where his genitals are supposed to be. We learn some horrifying facts about primates from Michelea_Amanda on TikTok. A dog dropped a deuce in the aisle of a United Airlines plane, and forced the plane to divert. A passenger has been fined for urinating in a cup during a delay in deplaning after landing at Sydney Airport in Australia. One in five Americans would like geneticists to re-introduce the saber toothed tiger. One in ten support the re-introduction of the Tyrannosaurus rex. by DeHuff Uncensored

36 min listen

Ep. 531 | Eclipse madness | Wrestling livestock: The solar eclipse is happening and conspiracies are running out of control because of it. A man named Russ Cook has run the entire length of Africa. Getting a vasectomy during a New York earthquake. Free goats in Italy. Apartments in Denver, Colorado had their elevator break. Now, until it's fixed, they have a man on the roof operating the elevator manually. Should employees be forced to cover their own shifts? Or is that the job of the manager? by DeHuff Uncensored

48 min listen

Ep. 530 | Making out with a giraffe: Nic Cage has to be a one upper kind of guy. He claims he remembers being in the womb. Media members accused of stealing from Air Force One by the White House. Trash from the International Space Station (ISS) crashed into someone's home in Florida. I'm on vacation in Phoenix, Arizona and the travel was nuts... thanks to TSA for the pat down. I went to a tiger show at a place called Out of Africa, and I ruined the show. And I kissed a giraffe. by DeHuff Uncensored

25 min listen

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