Drew Barrymore scabbed, double scabbed, then unscabbed. Russell Brand got his very own special on Channel 4. Pete Davidson's publicist finally quit. Kim Kardashian is ready to care for your spider babies.
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Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore announces her talk show will return amid the SAG/WGA strikes
Drew Barrymore posts an “apology” video for going ahead with her talk show during the strike, yet does not halt production
Drew finally relents, halts production on her show, and posts decision to Instagram
AHS
Incredible mini trailer for American Horror Story: Delicate with Emma Roberts and Kim Kardashian
VMAs
Taylor Swift dancing/raping to “A Millie”
Taylor Swift simulating masturbation in the audience at the VMAs
Drunk Taylor compilation from TikTok (warning: low key annoying AI voice but also lipreading)’
Travis Kelce 
Taylor Swift is rumored to be “quietly hanging out” with Travis Kelce
“Catching Kelce” reality show IMDB and reviews
“I don’t understand the Travis Kelce rumors” - Gaylor Swift Reddit
Russell Brand
So, This Is Happening
Comedian Daniel Sloss said he knows heaps about Russell Brand which are unrepeatable and he's not a good man
Katherine Ryan has been hinting at this for years calling it a ‘litigious minefield’
Comedian Adam Rowe talks about the allegations
In 2006, Russell was questioned as part of a SA investigation that happened at his flat (pt1)
Grim-faced Scots detectives quiz smirking Russell Brand on rape claims before charging his sidekick
Slightly weird: Russell Brand's name has just dropped from being #1 Twitter trend.
And again, despite Google searches spiking
Jemima Khan & Russell Brand successfully sued Brand's alleged victim in 2014
Russell Brand’s Agent Was Told Three Years Ago Of Allegations He Assaulted A Teenager, But Only Fired Him This Week After Being “Horribly Misled”
Full article in The Times with no paywall 
Elon Musk Andrew Tate, Tucker Carlson support Russell Brand after sex assault claims
10 minute channel 4 news segment which summarises the 90 minute doc
Pete
Pete Davidson Shares That He Did Ketamine Every Day For Four Years
Peta Pete Davidson costume
Pete Davidson dropped by publicist after car crash, rehab stint and breakup as he struggles to make comeback

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Late-in-life queer awakenings are trending?
“Life update: I’m getting divorced. After 9 years married, Lauren has accepted she's queer & not attracted to men. We remain best friends and co-parents, even as we start dating others. I'm awed by her newfound happiness. Burdens that we didn't know existed have lifted for her.”
i don’t follow this person but i don’t follow half the people whose tweets i see. anyway, this exact situation is happening to so many people i know. like it’s always happened since the dawn of time but man it is *happening* this year
Sisters
Three sisters get involved in bang cutting fiasco (ends with cute bangs)
ADHD
TikTok: The ADHD walk
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