The Tar Heels took care of business in a big way, knocking off South Carolina 31-17 in Charlotte to open the college football season. Sleep Dawg and newly-minted Hall of Famer Big Hawk unpack the game and look at the season ahead with renewed optimism. UNC's top wideout Tez Walker remains sidelined due to NCAA incompetence and now Tar Heel tennis player Fiona Crawley is caught in the suck, forfeiting $81,000 in winnings at the U.S. Open. Plus, NFL football is upon us, team USA loses to Lithuania, and the worst liquor in Chicago.